Brit: Carpet Matches Drapes & She's Wearing Both

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Britney has almost completed her transformation -- into an old freakin' lady...

The once pink-wig wearing, pantyless wonder ate at Peppone last night in Brentwood -- wearing a dress made from the curtains at the Shady Pines Retirement Home. BTdubs, the jacket is from the berber wall-to-wall in the mess hall.

Brit raced to watch a "Murder, She Wrote" marathon.

Source: TMZ