Adnan Reportedly Releasing Sex Tape Of Britney!

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Is Adnan Ghalib, the former paparazzo boyfriend of Britney Spears, trying to make one last grab at Britney Spear's cash? The National Enquirer is reporting that he's shopping around a sex tape that was filmed during their trip January trip to Rosarito, Mexico.

"Word is that the video starts with Britney undressing," said the insider. "She was wearing some cheap clothes that she bought down there in Rosarito. The sex wasn't particularly kinky but Britney wears a pink wig throughout. At one point in the tape Adnan asks the singer to remove the pink bob but she refused. "Adnan tells her to take it off at one point and she says coyly, 'Take what off? There's nothing left to take off.'"

That sound you heard is my penis crawling up inside my body at the possibility that a tape exists showing the mess formerly known as Britney Spears having sex. This "insider" goes on to claim that a Britney Spears sex tape will go down as the highest selling porn tape of all time, out selling even Paris Hilton's but I am pretty sure 90% of the world would rather watch "The Century of Sex" where a lady bangs a hundred dudes to celebrate turning 100-years-old.

Source: Splash News Online