Adnan Reportedly Releasing Sex Tape Of Britney!

The following italicized article is from www.splashnewsonline.com:

Is Adnan Ghalib, the former paparazzo boyfriend of Britney Spears, trying to make one last grab at Britney Spear's cash? The National Enquirer is reporting that he's shopping around a sex tape that was filmed during their trip January trip to Rosarito, Mexico.

"Word is that the video starts with Britney undressing," said the insider. "She was wearing some cheap clothes that she bought down there in Rosarito. The sex wasn't particularly kinky but Britney wears a pink wig throughout. At one point in the tape Adnan asks the singer to remove the pink bob but she refused. "Adnan tells her to take it off at one point and she says coyly, 'Take what off? There's nothing left to take off.'"

That sound you heard is my penis crawling up inside my body at the possibility that a tape exists showing the mess formerly known as Britney Spears having sex. This "insider" goes on to claim that a Britney Spears sex tape will go down as the highest selling porn tape of all time, out selling even Paris Hilton's but I am pretty sure 90% of the world would rather watch "The Century of Sex" where a lady bangs a hundred dudes to celebrate turning 100-years-old.

Source: Splash News Online

HIMYM Bosses Considereing Britney For A Regular Spot!

Britney Spears is being tipped for a regular spot on sitcom How I Met Your Mother, by one of its stars Alyson Hannigan.

Rumors have circulated the show’s bosses are considering Spears’ for a permanent turn on the show after ratings soared when she returned for a second stint, playing ditzy receptionist Abby on Monday evening’s episode. Hannigan, who worked with Spears on set, is eager for her to come back full time. She says, “She’s fantastic and just a really, really sweet girl.”

And the actress describes the media circus surrounding Spears’ presence: “Well the first episode was a big hoopla. A helicopter followed her into work and people were taking pictures of her off the parking structure. It was pretty crazy. But the second time they moved her trailer to a more isolated location and the paparazzi sort of left her alone I guess. Is the top of her head is it really that interesting?”

Source: Break The Ice/Osdia.es

Madonna: Don't Blame Britney!

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"I think a lot of it has to do with the fact that she was never allowed to have a childhood. She didn't get to grow up and make mistakes privately and try things out and just be a kid and be innocent. She's been watched, judged and been under a microscope since she's been a teenager. It's hard to evolve that way."

- Madonna's response when asked about Britney's troubles while living in the lime-light in an interview with BBC that aired today via People.com

Source: Breathe Heavy

A Tiny Bump In The Road

OK ... so maybe driving isn't really her strong suit. Britney Spears was involved in, yet another, eensy weensy vehicular accident on Sunset Blvd. this week when she kinda sorta rear-ended a Ford Explorer with her white Mercedes of death. Here are a few pics of Brit's latest fender bender:

The good news is that no one was injured ... it's also good that she didn't flee the scene of the crime without talking to the other party (you may recall that Britney was involved in a hit and run with another car in a parking lot last year ... which hounded her for months afterwards). Now, it's perfectly normal for these sorts of things to happen -- they can really happen to anyone. There is no cause for concern ... this is not the return of "crazy Britney" it's just a minor traffic infraction ... yeah ... that's it ... nothing more to worry about ... I'm sure.

Source: Pink Is The New Blog

Did X17 Photoshop The 'Pregnant' Pics?

Photo source: Juicy UK

Britney's Best Mom's Day Ever!

The following italicized article is from www.ok-magazine.com:

Mother's Day couldn't have come at a better time this year for Britney Spears. As she continues to recover from a tumultous year, the one thing she has come to rely on is the precious time spent with her sons, Sean Preston, 2, and one-year-old Jayden James.

The singer,26, spent a relatively low-key and happy Mother's Day on May 11 with her own mom, Lynn Spears, and her two boys at her home in Studio City, Calif. Also on hand was Brit's dad, Jamie Spears, himself a trained chef who prepared a lavish brunch for the group.

A neighbor who saw Britney that day tells OK!, "She was smiling like I haven't seen in ages."

The source of Brit's smile was undoubtedly her two boys. Britney shared almost the entire day with them, as they played, napped and ate on their regular schedule. By mid-afternoon, it was time for their favorite activity: touring the neighborhood in their little wagons.

"Britney was laughing with the boys, and clapping her hands when they pushed the cart and waddled their little toddler walks," the neighbor says. "It was cute and charming and very loving."

And check this out: A source tells OK! exclusively that Britney's ex-husband Kevin Federline sent her a magnificent arrangement from the popluar L.A. florist Empty Vase, and included a card signed by him and the boys.

"Their relationship is improving for the sake of their sons," explains Kevin's attorney Mark Vincent Kaplan.

Later that evening after the boys were picked up by Kevin's bodyguard, Britney dined with her mom at the restaurant Sur in West Hollywood.

"She looked more at ease and comfortable with herself than I've seen in a very long time," a source said.

Source: OK Magazine

Britney Spears Involved In Minor Car Accident

The following italicized article is from www.accesshollywood.com:

Britney Spears was involved in a minor car accident Tuesday afternoon on Sunset Boulevard.

The singer was driving her white Mercedes SL on the strip just after 2 PM local time when she rear-ended a red Ford Explorer, X17 Online reported.

According to X17 Online, neither party was hurt in the crash.

Britney reportedly suffered some damage to the front of her luxury vehicle.

The pop star stayed in the car following the incident, while her bodyguard, who had been riding in the car’s passenger seat, appeared to exchange information with the other driver, the Web site reported.

Following the incident, Spears returned to her home in The Summit.

Source: Access Hollywood

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New OK!

Tabloid Wednesdays have arrived! OK! has become so tame lately. Which is a good thing since Brit is behaving (minus her multiple fender benders & pregnancy hoopla). This week's OK headline: "Brit's best mom's day ever!" Wonder which insider is callin up the tabs and dishin the dirt. Naw mean?

Let's see... Monday is deadline, Tuesday is printing, Wednesday is shipping, and Thursday they're stocked. Wonder how many other tabs bought the "preggo" pics for the juicy goss.

Cute pic.

Source: Breathe Heavy