PETA to Brit -- We Know You Need a Job

The following italicized article is from www.tmz.com:

After seeing her amazing performance on "HIMYM," PETA is offering Mess Spears a job as their receptionist. Meat is murder on line one!

The animal rights group, which usually attacks Brit Brit for wearing fur and buying pets from pet stores, is trying to mend their relationship by offering Spears a job. Her salary? $1000, donated to the charity of her choice.

PETA is hoping Brit will experience first hand the problems they deal with and hopefully change what they say are her anti-animal ways.

The chances of this happening are slim to none, not to mention the fact that she has enough problems of her own. But, then again, stranger things have happened. Let's not forget, she married K-Fed.

Source: TMZ

OK! Exclusive: Britney Makes Nice With Former Manager

The following italicized article is from www.ok-magazine.com:

As Britney Spears continues to strive to get her personal and professional lives back in order, OK! has learned she's turned to a familiar face for help — former manager Larry Rudolph. Though the pair had parted company a year ago, sources confirm exclusively to OK! that the "Toxic" songstress has once again been taken under Larry's wing.

Larry and Brit share a long and bumpy history. He was the visionary who discovered the young star Britney and shepherded her career from teen pop tart to international superstar. And when her life began to spiral dangerously out of control in the weeks and months following her Oct. 2006 divorce from Kevin Federline, it was Larry who Britney's parents, Jamie and Lynne Spears, turned to for help getting her into rehab.

After her brief stint at the Promises clinic in Malibu, Brit went public with her ill-feelings toward Larry, chastising him on camera in a bizarre, disjointed rant, for what she viewed as siding with her folks against her.

However, Brit's dad has always been open about his positive feelings toward Larry, even publicly thanking Larry for his efforts. And now Jamie, who has continued to think the world of Larry both as a manager and as a friend who has Britney's best interests at heart, has finally convinced Britney to let him take over the reins of her recently resurgent career.

Source: OK Magazine

Britney Spears Back With Larry Rudolph?

The following italicized article is from www.thatotherblog.com:

Seems that from his MySpace, that Larry Rudolph is back to managing Britney Spears, which, if true, is the best possible thing that can happen right now.

Britney’s father, Jamie, has already put his foot down and stopped whatever nonsense she was experiencing, and with Larry on her side, a successful comeback seems very very bright. Afterall, he did literally CREATE her career and her image.

Interesting…

Source: That Other Blog

New Britney Pictures!

New pictures of Britney making a pit stop at Carls' Jr bathroom in Hollywood after attending a baseball game with her dad at Dodger stadium on Sunday afternoon.

See them all here!

Source: Break The Ice/Untouchable Britney

Are You Ready For A Britney Sitcom?

The following italicized article is from www.splashnewsonline.com:

Did you enjoy Britney’s cameo role on the US comedy ‘How I Met Your Mother’? Then you could soon find yourself tuning in regularly for a whole nights worth of Miss Spears, if claims today that Brit’s Dad is trying to get his daughter her own television show run true.

Jamie has reportedly been hoping the Toxic singer can get a regular role on a sitcom, in a bid to get her career back on track. It’s believed her latest appearance brought the show its highest ratings since it debuted in 2005, attracting 10.6 million viewers, and the singer received some critical acclaim for the brief performance. A source close to the family said:

“Britney did a great job on ‘How I Met Your Mother.’ She got the show its highest ratings yet, but more importantly for Jamie, he wants his daughter at a normal 9-to-5 job to keep her working and out of trouble. A sitcom would do that. So he’s exploring several offers for Britney to have her own show.”

Troubled Spears, 26, has also been offered a guest-starring stint on Alec Baldwin-starring sitcom, 30 Rock, the New York Post reports. And while the mother-of-two is back in the studio working on a new album, other sources believe it’s Jamie’s “tough love” that is getting her back on track.

Source: Splash News Online

Brit's Bathroom Break!

The following italicized article is from www.x17online.com:

After attending a baseball game with her dad at Dodger stadium on Sunday afternoon, Brit made a sudden pit stop at Carl's Jr. later that night, where she made a run for the bathroom!

Hmm. Britney...fast food restaurant...bathroom break. Sounds a little familiar, doesn't it?
Another familiar thing about the scene last night was the smile on Brit's face.

She's looking so much better, y'all!

Brit's body is also looking better - all that dancing has given her some amazing legs!

See more here!

Source: X17

I hate X17! She came from a baseball game in a stadium where you really don't want to use the bathroom, so isn't it possible she had to... Oh I don't know...Pee!?

Ps: I don't know if you'll are blind but she's running away from you assholes!

Are You Ready for Britney TV?

The following italicized article is from www.extratv.warnerbros.com:

Britney Spears seemed determined to regain her title as wiggiest pop princess in town this weekend, by cruising through Hollywood in a short brunette wig.

X17online.com spotted Ms. Spears driving a white Land Rover, alternating between blonde and brunette hairstyles. Is it possible Britney is getting into character for another TV appearance?

After her critically acclaimed role on "How I Met Your Mother," TV stations and Papa Spears are determined to get Brit more television spots in order to get her life and career back on track -- thinking that perhaps a 9 to 5 might be good for her. No word yet on any upcoming Brit projects, but her frequent trips to rehearsal studios have fans saying, "Gimme more."

Source: Extra TV

Madonna Accuses U.S. of "Inflicting Cruelty" on Britney Spears

The following italicized article is from www.usmagazine.com:

Madonna isn't done speaking out on Britney Spears.

In a new interview with Vanity Fair, the Material Girl — who recently told E! she wants to "go save" the singer — called Spears' situation "very painful.

"When you think about the way people treat each other in Africa, about witchcraft and people inflicting cruelty and pain on each other, then come back here and, you know, people taking pictures of people when they’re in their homes, being taken to hospitals, or suffering, and selling them, getting energy from them, that’s a terrible infliction of cruelty. So who’s worse off?" she asked.

Source: US Weekly

Keeping Britney Busy

The following italicized article is from www.hollyscoop.com:

Jamie Spears was so impressed with how his daughter handled her recent cameo on 'How I Met Your Mother' that he wants Britney to stop making music and concentrate on her TV career instead.

A Spears insider said, "Britney did a great job on 'How I Met Your Mother.' She got the show its highest ratings yet, but more importantly for Jamie, he wants his daughter at a normal 9-to-5 job to keep her working and out of trouble. A sitcom would do that. So he's exploring several offers for Britney to have her own show."

Britney without music? Considering it’s the only thing she's known she was like 10...that could be difficult. What do you guys think? Would you rather see Brit as a sitcom star or head back to the studio for another album?

Source: Hollyscoop

Britney – More TV, Less Music?

The following italicized article is from www.tmz.com:

Britney Spears might be rethinking her day job, if only to keep her out of trouble.The New York Post reports that Brit's dad Jamie wants her to do more TV because it's a "normal 9-to-5 job" that will "keep her working and out of trouble."

He's been looking around for more TV work for Brit, and is "exploring several offers for Britney to have her own show."

"30 Rock's" Tina Fey said that she would welcome Britney for a guest spot on her show – if only she could get in touch with her.

Source: TMZ

Mediabase Chart Update!

'Break The Ice' is currently at #30 on Mediabase with 1537 spins and 13.725 million listeners!

Click here to vote for it on your local radio station!

Source: Break The Ice

Has Britney Become Obsessed With Trimming Down?

The following italicized article is from www.splashnewsonline.com:

It was claimed today that Britney Spears is obsessed with losing weight. Instead of drinking, it’s said that Britney is now going to the gym daily. After scoring a part on How I Met Your Mother, she was only indulging in high-protein mini-meals and steering clear of her usual treats like Cheetos and burgers.

In fact, a friend even told a U.S. newspaper that “She has traded her old addictions for a healthier one. She is now obsessed with working out and getting skinny. Maybe too skinny.” We shall see about that!

Source: Splash News Online

UK Chart Update For Week Ending March 30th

In the official singles chart 'Piece Of Me' remains #31 after 19 weeks on the chart.

Also, 'Break The Ice' rises 43 places to #36 after 2 weeks on the chart.

In the official album chart 'Blackout' rises 1 place to #52 this week.

Source: Break The Ice

Australian Chart Update For The Week Ending Of March 31st

In the official singles chart 'Piece Of Me' rises 1 place to #9 in its 9th week on the chart.

In the offcial album chart 'Blackout' drops 4 places to #30 in its 22nd week on the chart.

Source: Break The Ice

Mediabase Chart Update!

'Break The Ice' is currently at #32 on Mediabase with 1495 spins and 13.389 million listeners!

Click here to vote for it on your local radio station!

Source: Break The Ice

Buy the Clothes Off Brit's Back!

Yowsers! All those cute clothes Brit wore on "HIMYM" are being auctioned off at SeenOn.com. Don't get too hopeful tho -- some bids are in the thousands already. If I were a rich girl, I'd totally lay claim on the Nanette Lepore Yellow Lace Dress.

Just an FYI: More than 10 million viewers tuned in to watch Brit play a crushed out receptionist, drawing the show's highest-ever ratings. Every TV show should have a Britney.

Source: Britney.com

MADONNA - MADONNA'S DAUGHTER WANTS TO PROTECT SPEARS

The following italicized article is from www.contactmusic.com:

Pop superstar MADONNA wants the media to stop targetting troubled singer BRITNEY SPEARS - because her daughter LOURDES feels sorry for her. The Holiday hitmaker - who famously kissed Spears during a performance at the 2003 MTV Video Music Awards - admits her 11-year-old daughter has been distressed by her public downfall.

She says, "(The media) need to step off. For real... Let's go save her. "(Lourdes) knows Britney, but she doesn't really watch TV or read gossip stuff. I think she sort of gets the drift of what's going on, and I think she feels very protective of Britney."

Earlier this year (08), Spears lost the right to visit her sons Sean Preston, two, and Jayden James, one, last month (Jan08) after a breakdown at her Beverly Hills home. She has also spent time in a rehabilitation centre and has been plagued by driving offences.

Source: Contact Music

K-Fed and Jayden on Track

The following italicized article is from www.tmz.com:

K-Daddy got his choo-choo on with Jayden James yesterday.

A rusty, trusty TMZ fan snapped this shot of K-Fed and kid at Griffith Park in L.A. yesterday. Must be nice to have a nanny doing the heavy lifting!

Source: TMZ

Now that's something you don't see every day/week/month/year.

Madonna -- Leave Britney Alone!

The following italicized article is from www.tmz.com:

Chris Crocker isn't the only one who wants the media to leave Britney alone. Now the "Material Girl" says the paps need to "step off" from the troubled star. Even Mo's celebuspaun, 11-year-old Lourdes, wants the press to give Brit Brit her space.

Madonna told "Yo On E" satellite radio show that we need to "save" Britney, according to Us. Brit had a good week after her cameo on "How I Met Your Mother", but as history has shown, things with the recovering popwreck can go unbeweaveably wrong overnight.

Source: TMZ

Mediabase Chart Update!

'Break The Ice' is currently at #32 on Mediabase with 1450 spins and 13.085 million listeners!

Click here to vote for it on your local radio station!

Source: Break The Ice

Dad's Got This Under Control

The following italicized article is from www.eonline.com:

While not exactly MIA, Britney Spears certainly isn't quite as...visible (and we don't just mean in the vaginal sense) as she used to be premeltdown, prehospitalization and, as it turns out, preconservatorship.

Not only is the popster spending time with her kids again, but she's also working, eating in restaurants that don't offer a drive-thru option and—we thought it seemed quiet—hasn't been the cause of a traffic stop, police motorcade or late-night field trip to a gas-station food mart in some time.

E! News has pieced together Britney's, return to planet Earth, we mean transformation and discovered a common denominator among all this antimadness: dear old dad.

Sources say it's Jamie Spears' tough love that has put her back on track. Naysayers can hoot 'n' holler all they want about whether Britney really needs someone to make decisions for her or whether Jamie's just in it for the $2,500 weekly allowance, but riddle us this:

In which of these cases is Britney worse off than she was before she locked herself in the bathroom and ended up in an ambulance (twice)?

• The Odd Couple: Britney's got a roommate now that Jamie's moved in to keep the demons out. "Jamie feels like this is his last chance to save his daughter," a family insider tells E! News. "He knows he's not perfect and hasn't always been there, but he is determined not to make the same mistakes and take care of her. He knows Britney well enough to know he needs to be there or she will fall into bad habits."

• Sayonara, Sam: Since Jamie and Lynne Spears secured that restraining order against the singer's self-proclaimed manager, Sam Lutfi, Britney's life has been oddly sans public displays of hysteria. Our sources say Jamie asks all comers to cut ties with Lutfi before they're allowed contact with his daughter.

• Peace Out, Paps: There's a reason why the freelance stalkerazzi are seeking out temp work. Per Jamie's orders, Britney stays inside for the most part and, when she does go out, she's flanked by at least two beefy bodyguards and an assistant, while her outdoor activity is limited to climbing in and out of her chauffeured Escalade. The source says she's even been able to make it to her workouts at the Home Depot Center, all the way on the outskirts of L.A., without being followed. Hence, no more 24/7-drama dollars padding the pockets.

• 26 Going On 16: We hear Britney has a 10 p.m. curfew, meaning, no more midnight shopping or...whatever the heck else she was doing at all hours while in meltdown mode. Jamie's also monitoring his little girl's medication schedule, phone calls, her visits with her sons and at-home therapy sessions. And just as getting good grades in a normal house means getting to stay out till all hours on prom night, behaving in Britney's house means trips to Dominick's, text messages with Alli Sims and all the dance rehearsals she can handle.

• Playing the Links: Britney may not get to share in the fun that obviously occurs when Jamie tees off with former enemy Kevin Federline for the occasional golf game, but the greatly improved relationship between her dad and the man who got to keep the kids has allowed her to share some badly needed mommy time with Sean Preston and Jayden James.

Overall, there might be something to this short-leash thing. But doesn't influence rub both ways? If Jamie ends up sporting a pink wig and making 2 a.m. runs to Kitson, then we'll know: This is Britney's world. We just obsess over it.

Source: E! Online

Britney Spears has colon cleansing sessions to detox

The following italicized article is from www.mirror.co.uk:

In a desperate attempt to undo all the damage of the past few years, Toxic singer Britney Spears is on a health kick.

Not content with looking better on the outside, the 26-year-old wants to look good on the inside too and is having regular colon cleansing sessions at a clinic in Beverly Hills.

Our source at the clinic said: "Cleansing a few times a week gets rid of lingering stuff in the colon. Britney's had the treatment before and says it makes her feel great, more upbeat and energetic."

Poops! She did it again...

Source: Mirror

Ew...

Canadian Chart Update For The Week Ending Of March 29th

In the official single chart 'Break The Ice' rises 6 places to #24 in its 6th week on the chart.

Also, 'Piece Of Me' drops 1 place to #25 in its 21st week on the chart

Source: Break The Ice

Brit and K-Fed Reuniting?

The following italicized article is from www.extratv.warnerbros.com:

Does this sound wacky enough to be true? According the Chicago Sun-Times, divorced and court-battlin' exes Britney Spears and Kevin Federline might be trying to recapture the magic that was "Chaotic" -- by teaming for a new variety show?! Yeah, too good to be true. Or is it?

The project will reportedly be a primetime musical-comedy show. Adding to the allure, K-Fed wants to be the choreographer, which would bring their lives full circle; Brit met the wannabe rapper when he worked as one of her backup dancers.

The recovering pop mom's latest adventure in TV isn't that unusual -- she began her career as a Mousketeer on "The Mickey Mouse Club," and her recent stint on "How I Met Your Mother" was the highest-rated episode the CBS sitcom has ever had.

Source: Extra TV

Ireland Chart Update For The Week Ending Of March 27th

In the official singles chart 'Piece Of Me' drops 5 places to #26 in its 15th week on the chart.

Also, 'Break The Ice' rises 21 places to #16 in its 2nd week on the chart.

In the offcial album chart 'Blackout' rises 4 places to #18 in its 22th week on the chart.

Source: Break The Ice

Mediabase Chart Update!

'Break The Ice' is currently at #33 on Mediabase with 1417 spins and 13.094 million listeners!

Click here to vote for it on your local radio station!

Source: Break The Ice

Can Britney Be Nominated For An Emmy

Now consider all of the people who tuned in to see Britney Spears on "How I Met Your Mother" last night: 10.6 million. That's the highest viewership ever for the CBS sitcom. Audience size matters when you weigh who might get nominated for an Emmy because that first round of voting is determined by a popular vote of TV academy members.

Source: U Britney/LA Times

"Licked A Battery?"

This is one of my all time favorite interviews. So effin cute, and dorky, and I'm diggin this right now. Made me smile, so enjoy!

Source: Breathe Heavy

Is Britney Spears Headed To The Kids' Choice Awards?

The following italicized article is from www.accesshollywood.com:

Britney Spears has been logging some serious hours recently at the Millennium Dance Studio, giving the gift of dance to the children of North Hollywood. But soon, it appears that the pop princess could be spreading even more love to children everywhere.

Britney may be appearing at the Nickelodeon Kids' Choice Awards, according to OK! Magazine.

"It's supposed to be top secret, but everyone is already buzzing about it," a source told OK!. "Her sister, Jamie Lynn, made such a splash at the event last year, Brit knows that she'll get as much, if not more, attention if she shows up this year."

Britney could come face-to-face with Mr. "Fierce" himself, Christian Siriano, as Access Hollywood has enlisted the talents of the "Project Runway" winner, as Access' "Kids' Choice Awards" correspondent.

The Kids' Choice Awards slimes all your favorite stars on March 29.

Source: Access Hollywood

Madonna: 'Britney Is Very Generous'

The following italicized article is from www.untouchablebritney.com:

In an interview with this week's UK OK! Magazine, Madonna talks about her directorial debut in her new film, "Filth and Wisdom", a romantic musical comedy and also the film's soundtrack which features some of her own music plus Britney Spears' "Baby One More Time", which is played in the movie during a striptease scene.

How did you go about choosing the music for this film?

A lot of the music was inspired by Eugene Hutz. The whole time we were filming he kept turning me on to new music. The CD I liked the best was music that his unle Alexander Kolpakov composed. We used a lot of his uncle's music to score the film. We also used Britney Spears. I used people who I knew would give me lots of songs without charging me lots of money and Britney was one of them - she's very generous.

Source: Untouchable Britney

I'm so lovin' all this lovin'!

Madonna Loves Britney

Z100: Who are you listening to now? What other artists are you into right now?

Madonna: Im listening a lot, actually love Britney Spears’ new album. I listen to that a lot…

Z100:On Britney’s album, do you find, uh, when you go driving if you have Break the Ice on, do you find yourself doing 100mph, or in England, 200klm, because….

Madonna: I usually work out to her record.

Listent to the full interview here!

Source: Osdia.es

We can't blame ya Madge. Who doesn't love the princess of pop?

Updated: Just ‘Cause You’ve Been Asking

The following italicized article is from www.jfxonline.com:

OK guys, here’s the last question as Adnan’s got to leave and take care of some business. I want to thank Adnan for coming in and answering questions and hopefully next time, we’ll be able do this on video or maybe a live stream so he won’t have to type! Thanks to you guys for your questions as well. It’s been fun and I enjoyed seeing us on E! News. Until next time. R.

Question 31: Are you open to the idea of appearing on a red carpet with Britney in the future?

Answer 31: Not particularly.

Question 30: Why did you and Britney go to Mexico?

Answer 30: The ceviche is the bomb down there!

Question 29: Is it true that you were instrumental in alerting the Spears to the abuses on Britney by Lutfi?

Answer 29: I did what anyone in my position would have done.

Question 28: When Britney had you come in the rest room to help her out, before you were “friendlier”, I re-looked at a lot of footage and would randomly see you in other photo/vids. There was one about 2005-2006, where Britney was wearing a long sleeved paisley dress and she hugged you. Why did she hug you? Just curious.

Answer 28: She was lost and I had her follow me to get to her destination and to somewhat control the craziness.

Question 27: I belive in your E interviews, you said that Britney did not know you were doing them. If so, was she angry about that? I also don’t recall why you did them in the first place?

Answer 27: My intention was to squash the rumors but I should’ve known better, as an individual you cannot. Instead, it had the opposite effect.

Questions 26: Did you say anything about praying for Britney to the reporter?

Answer 26: Yes but not in the context you believe it to be. I say that about every situation.

Question 25: Do you think that people were against you more for the colour of your skin/suposed religion, or the fact you are a pap?

Answer 25: Definitely for a multitude of reasons.

Question: 24: I’m also a boxing fan and I’ve heard you box too (I do MMA, but not regular boxing) are you still training? Ever fight any ranked fighters?

Answer 24: Hats off to anyone that does MMA. I trained at Barry Maguquis Gym (Cauliflower Ear) U.K. and stopped boxing 3 years this May. I could not dedicate the time needed.

Answer to question 21: I remember that now. Without elaborating to deeply, when I was a kid, I was bullied around and it involved water.

Question 23: What is it about Britney that compels you to love her?

Answer 23: What’s not to love? If people took the time to scratch through the surface they will
see that she is as beautiful inside as she is on the out.

Question 22: In your past, have you ever dated within your race?

Answer 22: Never

Question 21: What was the childhood [trauma] that caused you to hate drinking water?

Answer 21: I will answer when you tell me where you heard this from as very few people know this.

Question 20: You wear Catholic crosses very often but your ethnicity is predominantly Muslim. Are you Muslim or a Christian?

Answer 20: Muslim. My religion teaches that it’s mandatory to respect and understand the religion of others.

Question 19: What do you have to say to people who accuse you of having romantic relations with a person diagnosed with a mental disorder?

Answer 19: When you look from the outside in, you get everything inside out.

Question 18: What few small things do you and Britney have in common?

Answer 18: Quite a lot. It is the small things that make a big difference.

Source: JFX Online

Britney Getting a Bum Rap?

The following italicized article is from www.eonline.com:

Britney Spears' attorney is trying his best to steer her out of trouble.

Legal eagle Michael Flanagan tells E! News he's not planning to let the beleaguered singer cop a plea on a misdemeanor charge of driving without a valid California license, saying it's who his client is and not what she did that's keeping this case on the docket.

"Anyone can see this is not the case of the century. The fact is that Britney is being treated differently," he said. "This should be just treated as a fix-it ticket or an infraction."

"Her mother, father, sister all have Louisiana licenses," Flanagan added. "It is a Louisiana family. In California, you have to get a license within 10 days if you are domiciled here.

"But whether you are domiciled is a state of mind. She had a valid Louisiana license at the time of the accident without a mark on her record."

Spears is scheduled to go to trial June 18, a court date her camp is looking to avoid.

Flanagan has drafted a motion to have the case dismissed but, because it's Britney, he'll have to take at least one extra step before he files.

The defendant needs to sign a declaration permitting him to move forward, but Flanagan figures he'll have to get the go-ahead from the 26-year-old divorcée's conservatorship, considering Britney has been ruled temporarily incapable of entering a plea on her own behalf.

"It may be that Jamie or Lynne have to sign for her," the lawyer said. Lynne Spears, Britney's mom, is not part of the conservatorship, however, so it's dad Jamie Spears and his coconservator, attorney Andrew Wallet, whose signatures would be needed to seal the deal.

Britney's vehicular troubles stem from her August 2007 run-in with a parked car that was captured ever-so-efficiently by the ubiquitous paparazzi. Although she eventually settled up with the car's owner, a complaint had already been filed, leading to the invalid license charge.

Source: E! Online

Britney Resurrects the Stained Blue Dress

The following italicized article is from www.tmz.com:

Paging Monica Lewinsky! She may have gone to the dentist for a teeth cleaning -- but what Brit really needed was to clean her dress!

Spears and her reblondered, semi-hellacious weave went in and out of two different dental offices yesterday, wearing a noticeably grease-smeared frock. A tub of OxiClean only costs $7.99.

Source: TMZ

Britney Spears' West End Role

The following italicized article is from www.mtv.co.uk:

She’s been offered the lead part in a London play after her successful sitcom appearance…

Britney Spears could be heading to the UK after being offered an acting job on the West End stage.

The Star reports that the troubled popstar has been offered the lead role in a London production of A Streetcar Named Desire.

This week her cameo appearance in sitcom How I Met Your Mother aired and doubled the shows’ ratings. Britney even received good reviews from US critics.

A theatre source told the newspaper they want her for the character of Blanche DuBois whose character parallel’s Spears’ own problems.

MTV News would definitely be in the front row for any Britney theatre appearance…

Source: MTV/Slave For Britney

Mediabase Chart Update!

'Break The Ice' is currently at #33 on Mediabase with 1388 spins and 13.154 million listeners!

Click here to vote for it on your local radio station!

Source: Break The Ice

Billboard Chart Update For Week Ending Of March 27th

In the official singles chart 'Break The Ice' rises 12 places to #59 in its 4th week on the chart.

Source: Break The Ice

Taking Care of TCB

Boring Britney was being her usual boring self on Wednesday. And that's a good thing!

The recovering mother of two had a dentist's appointment in the Valley and was accompanied by her wonderfully protective security details.

Signs of old Britney were still there, though. Most notably her oil-stained dressed and those cowboy boots.

Girlfriend needs to have a garage sale and get rid of all the shoes in her closet!

Keep it up, B. We hope you're still going to therapy too!

Source: Perez Hilton

Britney to Appear at Kids Choice Awards?

The following italicized article is from www.ok-magazine.com:

Hot on the heels of her turn as a ditzy receptionist on CBS sitcom How I Met Your Mother, OK! has learned that Britney Spears may be making another high profile show-biz appearance — this time on the orange carpet of the Kids' Choice Awards on March 29!

Britney's reps have yet to confirm the report, but insiders tell OK!, "It's supposed to be top secret, but everyone is already buzzing about it," the source says. "Her sister, Jamie Lynn, made such a splash at the event last year, Brit knows that she'll get as much, if not more, attention if she shows up this year."

Keep it up Brit! We hope the rumor's true!

Source: OK Magazine

New Britney Pictures!

Britney is seen here leaving a dentist's office in the San Fernando Valley. Is she going all the way down there because last time she was at the dentist getting her teeth whitened, it made headline news as "Britney In Hospital!" Hmmm maybe she's getting them whitened for an upcoming award show?! Hope there's no cavities, Brit!

See them all here!

Source: Breathe Heavy/Wenn

Britney Spears to Get Her Own Sitcom?

The following italicized article is from www.hollywood.tv:

U.S. TV bosses are so thrilled with BRITNEY SPEARS' guest spot on sitcom HOW I MET YOUR MOTHER, they want to give the pop star her own show.

The singer's cameo as a secretary in the comedy was a huge success when it aired this week (24Mar08), attracting 10 million viewers - its highest ever ratings.

And network chiefs at CBS are now planning to hand Spears future guest appearances, before creating her own spin-off sitcom.

Sources tell the National Enquirer, "Britney did a great job playing the cute, funny receptionist - and really enjoyed herself.

"Doing a TV show will help Britney keep focused - plus keep her in Los Angeles, where she can see her kids regularly and create a positive work routine."

Source: Hollywood.tv

Adnan Slithers In. Blogs. Slithers Out.

The following italicized article is from www.eonline.com:

Adnan Ghalib slithered into the offices of photo agency Brit fans’ questions. The pap-turned-boy-toy seemed to imply that he and Britney Spears are still an item. No need to read it, though—we’ve deconstructed our favorite moments:

When asked how it feels to be on the other side of the camera for once, Adnan says, “A part of me is ashamed of the profession I chose...”

A part of you? Like your brain? That part?

Explaining his "relationship" with Amanda (the waitress who reportedly came between him and Spears), Adnan explains that he didn't cheat on Brit. Amanda “was dating a friend of mine who I checked in on often. But she had ulterior motives.”

You tell 'em, Adnan! We think it’s appalling when people try to insert themselves into a media circus for their own personal gain. What kind of scum bag would do that? Oh. Right.

Answering criticism about his decision to answer questions on a blog, the always altruistic Adnan says, "If I don’t answer on this blog, then two things happen: (1) The magazines will not be accurate with what I say and (2) I will have to be paid and I don’t want to profit off my relationship.”

This is us staring at the screen in disbelief.

Source: E! Online

Britney's Toxic Trio

The following italicized article is from www.ok-magazine.com:

As Britney Spears continues to cool her heels under the supervision of her father Jamie Spears, there are a trio of former bad influences — former constant companion Sam Lutfi, boyfriend Adnan Ghalib, and her party-girl cousin Alli Sims — biding their time, waiting for the day when the pop princess is unleashed.

First up is Brit's former shadow Sam, whom OK! can report has gone from riding the singer's coattails to fixing leaky plumbing and broken windows as the superintendent of his run-down condo in Venice Beach, Calif. Britney's dad has attempted to erase Sam from his daughter’s life by seeing to it that the restraining order against him is enforced to its fullest. However, Sam insists exclusively to OK!, “I’m a good person, and all that matters is that Britney’s getting better.”

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Of the three, Adnan, Brit’s notorious paparrazo beau, is the one who has the most contact with her and is the only one who gets to see her in the flesh. “She can call and text him," a Spears family insider tells OK!. "But Jamie has limited his physical appearances in the house.” In fact, the swarthy photog has reportedly been turned away at the gates of Brit's private community, The Summit, at least twice.

Rounding out the trio is Britney's fame-hungry cousin-about-town Alli, who had been using her family member to push herself into the spotlight. Except, as soon as Brit was committed for the first time this year, Alli was on a plane to New York City to "work on her album."

Immediately following Brit's release into her father's care, the singing superstar was banned from texting Alli. However, Jamie has recently decided to permit brief phone calls between the pair. “Alli agreed not to be in communication with her close friend Sam Lutfi in order to be granted permission to call and text Britney,” the insider tells OK!.

Only time will tell if Britney is able to succesfully avoid the tempting lure of her former party posse, or if this time in relatively quiet lockdown has helped her to see who really has her best interests in mind.

Source: OK Magazine

Team Britney Attacks K-Fed's Lawyer

The following italicized article is from www.tmz.com:

Mark Vincent Kaplan was slammed by a Britney fan outside Koi last night.

To his credit, he called Britney "great."

Source: TMZ

Britney Spears Propels 'How I Met Your Mother' To Series High

The following italicized article is from www.accesshollywood.com:

Britney Spears' return to scripted television had viewers tuning in at record numbers Monday night.

Call it curiosity or possibly fans rooting for a celebrity-underdog, for whatever reason, Britney's appearance on CBS's "How I Met Your Mother" boosted the series to its highest ratings ever in its three-season history with adults 18-49 and adults 25-54, according to preliminary Nielsen ratings.

But what are the critics saying about Britney's performance?

Tom Gliatto of People said Britney managed to jump the acting hurdles she faced, writing, "Her challenge was clear: Demonstrate that, even though she seems in recent months to have been traveling through life on the roaring, ragged edge of a tornado, she could still stop and stand still long enough to perform on camera, be as naturally charming as the role permitted, and let the audience conclude: 'Well, she SEEMS all right. She seems like Britney.'"

He doesn't think the script did enough with the potential triangle between the characters played by Britney, Josh Radnor, and Sarah Chalke.

"[Britney's] best scene came at the very end: Abby, letting herself be seduced by the ridiculously rakish Barney (Neil Patrick Harris), unexpectedly and enthusiastically upped the ante. It was a sort of fantasy validation: This loser secretary, who tried to find herself reading self-help books, was transformed into a fun girl with thoughts only of uncomplicatedly naughty good times," Gliatto writes.

"As she bolted from the office with Harris, it was as if Britney were rushing out to meet her former self," he added.

As for the acting professional's take on Britney's sitcom stint? The pop princess is getting more high marks.

"She did pretty good, there was a sweetness to her, a vulnerability," Charna Halpern, artistic director of Chicago’s Improv Olympic Comedy Club, told Us Magazine. "She looked beautiful and had screen presence, even when she was behind the desk and they made her look kind of homely, she was adorable."

Aliza Shane, senior director of NYC’s Looking Glass Theater agreed, telling Us Britney's role was, “over the top, and she certainly went for it. Clearly, she likes being on camera, no one can argue that!"

Source: Access Hollywood

Tina Fey Would Love To Have Brit On '30 Rock'

The following italicized article is from www.accesshollywood.com:

Tina Fey Would Welcome A Britney Guest Spot: With the success of her appearance on "How I Met Your Mother," Britney is the talk of the sitcom world. Tina Fey of "30 Rock" told Access Hollywood in a conference call with reporters that even though the hit NBC show tends to write guest spots with the actors already in mind, "We would love to work with Britney," Fey said when asked if Britney were to approach the show. "I’ve worked with her twice on 'Saturday Night Live' and she was very professional and nice." So what do you say Brit? You and Kenneth would make a great dynamic NBC page duo!

Source: Access Hollywood

Yes, Mother, Britney Can Still Draw a Crowd

The following italicized article is from www.eonline.com:

Britney Spears gawking lives.

Spears' guest appearance on Monday's How I Met Your Mother helped boost the sitcom by 1 million viewers, Nielsen Media Research stats show.

The CBS show averaged a season-high 10.7 million viewers, up from last week's 9.7 million.

It was the most-watched prime-time Spears moment of the Spears family's especially tumultuous last six months. It topped Britney Spears' sleepwalking routine at the MTV Video Music Awards (7.1 million). And it topped the first new Zoey 101 (7.3 million) to air in the wake of teenager Jamie Lynn Spears' announcement that she was pregnant.

How I Met Your Mother was Britney Spears' first gig since the MTV debacle gave way to months of personal, but not terribly private, drama. On it, she plays a sensitive secretary at a dermatologist's office visited by Josh Radnor's Ted. She appears about, rough estimate, 1,000 percent more engaged than she did at the Video Music Awards.

Spears curiosity factor or no, How I Met Your Mother remained an also-ran on Monday.

Source: E! Online

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Blog Of The Month

As of now we are starting a monthly, What I Like Column, in which we pick 1 site to be featured on this site. My first pick to start of with is a Britney blog called Britney Spears Blackout.com

The reason for our pick is because we feel that they are very original in there mix of news with Hot Music and Video downloads. Also they have recently launched their new forum called Eclipse. I myself am a big fan of forums because it gives you, as a reader the chance to express youself. So it's pointless to say we signed up already.

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Updated: Just ’cause You’ve Been Asking

The following italicized article is from www.jfxonline.com:

HEY GUYS, RONNIE HERE. WE’RE DONE FOR THE DAY. IF YOU’VE BEEN FOLLOWING ALONG IN THE COMMENTS, YOU’LL KNOW WHY. BUT DON’T FRET, ADNAN’S AGREED TO COME BACK TOMORROW AND FINISH UP THE REST OF THE QUESTIONS. I DON’T KNOW WHAT TIME WE’LL GET TO POSTING AGAIN SO JUST KEEP CHECKING BACK! CHEERS FROM JFX.

Hi everyone, it’s Adnan. Sorry it’s taken a while to get your questions answered. I want to say thanks to those for the support, you know who you are….

I am anxious to see how this goes. If it goes well, we’ll definitely do this again and I’ll answer those questions that I did not have the time to answer. Who knows? It may become a regular event.

God Bless.

Question 17: Can you give an expl[a]nation with the cross you wear around your neck?

Answer 17: It was a gift from a friend that he picked up for me when he went to Argentina. That in itself is its value to me.

Question 16: How does being under the microscope affect your life professionally and privately? All the negatives and the positives no one can understand on being on the outside looking in and the sudden changes in lifestyles?

Answer 16: The first thing I learned is that the media don’t like ‘happy in Hollywood’ and its sad how the business has changed. A part of me is ashamed of the profession I chose but there are still a few respectful companies/photogs out there.

Question 15: Also….somewhere it mentioned that Adnan owns the company that he used to work (photograph) for…anyone know if this is true?

Answer 15: I wish that were true but I only freelanced for them.

Question 14: How is your family handling all the media attention and negative attention you have received?

Answer 14: Not well at all.

Question 13: What was your relationship with Sam?

Answer 13: None. Never had one.

Question 12: What is the deal with the whole Amanda thing? [What] is the nature of your relationship with her?

Answer 12: She was dating a friend of mine who I checked in on often. But she had ulterior motives.

Question 11: Do you know why X17 (and quite often lately TMZ) posts mostly negative things about you?

Answer 11: X17 has lost a valuable source and I have refused to partake. So the war is on. As for TMZ, well, they are who they are.

Question 10: Can any of the people that have followed her for awhile (paps) able to help her parents prove what Sam was doing to her?

Answer 10: I think they knew but not to the full extent. I feel I did enough.

Question 9: When can we purchase Team Adnan t-shirts?

Answer 9: Gigi, I will send you one if you like.

Question 8: How does it feel to date Britney Spears?

Answer 8: Actually, I view it as any other relationship… other than the media circus of course.

Question 7: Are you only with Britney until she is better? Have you ever cheated on her?

Answer 7: No. Never. Not on Britney or any of my past relationships.

Question 6: What is your main source of income these days?

Answer 6: Check out question 1 below. Why, do you have a job for me?

Question 5: Do you see Sam entering back into Britney’s life?

Answer 5: I’m sure he will try. He is relentless. Keep an eye out for an attempted comeback.

Question 4: How do you view the conservatorship?

Answer 4: Positive. As I would anything that is good.

Question 3: Why are you answering questions on a blog? Rubs everyone the wrong way.

Answer 3: If I don’t answer on this blog, then two things happen. 1) The magazines will not be accurate with what I say and 2) I will have to be paid and I don’t want to profit off my relationship.

Question 2: Are you being paid to wear Christian’s clothes?

Answer 2: No. I knew Christian before my relationship with Britney and have worn his clothes for years.

Question 1: What are you doing for cash these days?

Answer: I was fortunate that I had an extensive archive of pictures and video over the next few years and for now, but not for long, I have a reasonable income. I don’t need much to get by anyway.

Update: Thanks to everyone who submitted questions and comments. Adnan will be answering about 30 questions over the next hour, so bear with us as he types up his answers.

Source: JFX Online

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