Britney is Forever 21

The following italicized article is taken from www.pagesix.com:

Hey, if your parents seized control of your estate, you'd be up for a good bargain, too. Witness Britney Spears, who spent yesterday shopping at the Beverly Center's Forever 21, purveyor of sparkly $20 minidresses favored by the early twenties set but not favored by the washing machine. (Learned that one the hard way, didn’t we, ladies?)

First things first. Someone needs to tell Britney that her shirt is too tight. That it's a little Star Trek: The Next Generation of Clubgoers Who Should be at Home With Their Babies. We nominate the bodyguard on the right — only because he's already looking at her like "Girl, no" and he has good taste, judging by his tie.

As for Mr. Shiny Blazer on the left, we wonder if he'll be coming back after his shift is over for the $11 tube tops and pleather capris. You know, “for Britney.”

Source: Page Six

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