Britney's First Words

The following italicized article is taken from www.theinsideronline.com:

Despite being released from the psychiatric ward of a hospital only hours ago, BRITNEY SPEARS is already out cruising around town.

The pop star has been spotted wearing a purple top and checked hat while driving around in her new black Mercedes, accompanied by what appears to be a male bodyguard. When stopped in traffic, photographers asked her, "How are you?" and she replied, "How do I look?" When photographers then surrounded her car, she shouted, "You guys are mean!"

Source: The Insider Online

Grandma Spears To Care For Baby

The following italicized article is taken from www.bostonherald.com:

Jamie Lynn Spears has agreed to hand over her baby to her mother, Lynne, as soon as he or she is born so she can concentrate on her career. The pregnant, 16-year-old sister of pop wreck Britney Spears made the decision after several long talks with her mother, Star maggie reports. Lynne will raise the child in the family’s home in rural Kentwood, La., away from Hollywood, according to the tab. Lynne told the paper’s spies that Jamie doesn’t understand the lifelong consequences of having a baby. And she agreed to raise her grandchild because she wants her daughter to be able to be a teenager, go to parties, hang out with friends and have a career. And, after all, Lynne did such a great job with Brits and J.L., why wouldn’t she be the logical choice???

Source: Boston Herald/Break The Ice

No!...No!......No! Someone please call child services! Lynne Spears is not capable of raising a poor little innocent baby! The poor child will be dancing and singing on national tv by the time it's 2!