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The following italicized article is from www.musicrooms.net:

Britney Spears’ recent Hawaii holiday with Jason Trawick brought them closer together than ever.

The couple have been dating for around a year, and there have been rumours they are considering tying the knot. The pair spent two weeks together in Maui, Hawaii, earlier this month, and sources say taking time away from their everyday lives has made them realise how happy they are together.

“Spending time alone in Hawaii definitely brought them even closer together. They both have the same long-term view of the relationship,” a source explained. “When she gets engaged, they will announce it. It won’t be a secret.”

Britney and Jason and understood to have already discussed marriage, but don’t want to rush things. Britney has walked down the aisle twice before and has two sons with her ex-husband Kevin Federline, and is determined to put the boys first.

Jason is also wary of rushing things, and wants to make sure Sean Preston, five, and four-year-old Jayden James are totally comfortable before making things more permanent.

“If everything goes to plan, they’ll be engaged within a year,” the source told Us Magazine.

Source: Music Rooms

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Britney's offical iTunes app sent a message to fans today.

Britney will be tweeting live along with the new episode on September 28th. It airs on the West coast at 8pm PST. Are you excited yet?

Second Britney 'Glee' Episode to Come?

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When is Britney Spears on 'Glee'? That question has been a hot topic since it was first announced the show would do an all-Britney salute to the singer.

The second season of 'Glee' just kicked off in exciting fashion, with the addition of Filipina singing sensation Charice as the regular recurring character of Sunny Corazon. Now all eyes are waiting to find out when the vaunted, and much-maligned Britney Spears will take center screen on the Fox hit television show.

Much like in the first season of 'Glee' when they dedicated an entire episode to Madonna, season two will have not one, but two episodes dedicated to Britney Spears. The first Britney Spears tribute -- entitled 'Britney/Brittany' -- will air as the second episode of season two on Tuesday, Sept. 28 at 8PM ET. Also like season one, season two will take a break over the holidays and resume airing new episodes in early 2011. 'Glee' will then return right after Super Bowl XLV with the second Britney Spears episode.

Spears herself has been confirmed to make a cameo in an anesthesia-induced dream sequence at the dentist's office for the first episode. While there is no confirmation yet about the second episode, considering it is set to air in such a high-profile slot after the Super Bowl, our guess is Britney will play a much larger role in the second.

Source: AOL Music

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Britney Spears: Marmalade Cafe Cutie

The following italicized article is from www.celebrity-gossip.net:

Venturing out for the day's agenda, Britney Spears headed over to The Commons in Calabasas for lunch on Wednesday (September 22).

The "Gimme More" singer looked in high spirits as she and her crew made their way to Marmalade Cafe for a bite to eat.

Ready to be featured on next week's episode of "Glee," actress Heather Morris explained, "Through a special substance, I go under and have a couple of dream sequences — not only myself, but with Santana [Naya Rivera]. A lot of it has to do with Will [Matthew Morrison] not allowing us to perform Britney Spears songs, because he doesn't agree with what kind of entertainer she is, so it's our fight to do Britney. But it's not just us doing Britney in show choir; there are other sequences — it's our homage to her."

She continued, "It wasn't really nerve-racking, because I've met her before and I wasn't really overwhelmed by who she is. But the idea of what she has given us for the show and, for me, getting to dance with her and play with her on set, I was just staring at her at one point and thinking, 'This is just so frickin' awesome.'"

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Source: Celebrity Gossip

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Britney Spears: Topanga Bonding with the Boys

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Spending the day out shopping with her quickly growing boys, Britney Spears was spotted out with Sean and Jayden in Topanga, CA on Tuesday (September 21).

The "Womanizer" singer looked cute in an aqua tank and shorts as she and a few helpers escorted the little ones around the Topanga Mall.

Seeming to be happy and healthy, Miss Spears is prepping for a big finish to the year.

Along with being the guest star on next week’s episode of "Glee," Brit Brit is said to be back in the studio recording new material.

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Source: Celebrity Gossip

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Britney Spears: Back in Recording Studio

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Getting back in work mode, Britney Spears was spotted hitting up a local recording studio in Los Angeles, California as she drew an end to the week on Friday (September 17).

Following her day's work duties, Brit Brit proceeded on to grab up a quick lunch at one of her favorites - Johnny Rockets in Encino.

The previous day, Miss Spears was playing the doting mother as she took sons Jayden James and Sean Preston out shopping and for a stroll around town.

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Source: Celebrity Gossip

Britney Spears: Burgers with the Bodyguard!

The following italicized article is from www.justjared.com:

Britney Spears rocks a cute lace top as she makes a stop at Johnny Rockets on Friday (September 17) in Encino, Calif.

The 28-year-old pop princess has been spotted visiting the burger joint several times with her boys! This time, Brit grabbed a bite to eat with her bodyguard.

Yesterday, Brit took her boys, Sean and Jayden, out shopping at L.A.’s Westfield Mall!

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Source: Just Jared

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Britney Spears: Topanga Mall Family Fun

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Surrounded by security and her entourage members, Britney Spears was all smiles while out in Los Angeles, CA on Thursday afternoon (September 16).

Getting helped out by a few nannies, the "Womanizer" singer brought along her sons Jayden and Sean as they shopped it up at the Topanga Mall.

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Source: Celebrity Gossip

Britney Spears on Engagement Report: 'Bull––!

The following italicized article is from www.people.com:

Nope, Britney Spears isn't walking down the aisle again – at least not anytime soon.

Responding to an online report that boyfriend Jason Trawick recently popped the question during their Hawaiian getaway, the pop star's Web site warns fans with a "BS ALERT!"

While the two, who've been dating for more than one year, aren't engaged yet, they did have (someone else's) marriage in mind during their island vacation.

Spears, 28, and Trawick, 38, toured a wedding chapel at a Maui resort and watched a wedding from their hotel balcony.

As for their romantic future, says a source, "They're really taking things day by day and really enjoying their time."

Source: People

E!: Britney Spears Back in Control!

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Britney Spears "More Than Ready" to Take Care of Herself?

The following italicized article is from www.eonline.com:

Britney Spears may be master of her own domain again by the end of the year.

While lawyers kept mum on the details after spending more than two hours in judge's chambers this afternoon, a source close to the Circus attraction tells E! News that the court is gearing up to end Britney's conservatorship, in place since February 2008.

"Everyone involved believes she has the necessary proof that she is competent to be in charge of her affairs," says the source, and "she's more than ready."

But while the consensus appears to be that the 28-year-old divorced mother of two deserves to hold her own purse strings once again, will...er...that new tawdry lawsuit hurt her chances?

"One has nothing to do with the other," attorney Andrew Wallet, who's been overseeing Britney's affairs along with her dad Jamie Spears, tells E! News, referring to the sexual harassment suit filed by Britney's former bodyguard, who also claimed he witnessed her being abusive to her children.

Spears' legal camp has thumbed its nose at the allegations, and today conservatorship attorney Geraldine Wyle told E! that the singer is doing extremely well. (Neither Britney nor her pops was in court today.)

"She went on a wonderful vacation and is doing great things with her kids," Wyle says.

Britney & Co. celebrated 4-year-old Jayden's and 5-year-old Sean's birthdays at Disneyland over the weekend.

"I can't believe my boys are getting so big!" she tweeted yesterday.

As far as todays' closed hearing went, Britney's court-appointed lawyer Samuel Ingham did confirm that he requested permission for the pop star's bond holdings to be reduced from $25 million to $5 million.

The assets of the conservatorship are stable, he explained, but all money matters, including fund transfers between accounts, require the court's approval. L.A. Superior Court Commissioner Reva Goetz has been overseeing the case since Day 1.

Speaking of money matters, Britney's Beverly Hills home, where all the ambulance-and-cop craziness went down in '08, is still on the market after more than two years. The asking price has dropped more than $3 million since and now all that luxe lore can be yours for $4.85 million.

Another hearing to address more Spears-centric issues was set for Sept. 30.

Source: E! Online

Britney Spears Celebrates Sons' Joint Birthdays at Disneyland

The following italicized article is from www.people.com:

From a hamburger run to the Happiest Place on Earth, Britney Spears had her hands full over the weekend while marking her sons' latest milestones.

The pop star, 28, treated Jayden, who turned 4 on Sunday, to Johnny Rockets in Calabasas, Calif., and also celebrated son Preston's fifth birthday.

"Spent the boys' bday weekend at Disney and had a blast," Spears Tweeted Tuesday. "I can't believe my boys are getting so big! Happy birthday JJ and Preston. – Brit"

The brothers, a source tells PEOPLE, "went wild" at the theme park in Anaheim, Calif., on Saturday before having a small bash at home.

Also on the agenda for the birthday boys? Having yet another party. "The boys also brought a cake to school and celebrated with their friends," says the source.

Source: People

Britney Spears "Could Get a Little Freaky"

The following italicized article is from www.eonline.com:

Get ready for some Britney Spears hotness!

And we're not talking about the pop princess' upcoming Glee episode. We are very happy to report...

Brit is back in the studio making some new music. Uber-producer Sean Garrett tells us he's set to reunite with Spears on a song or two. He co-produced and sang on "Toy Soldier" from her 2007 album, Blackout.

"I'm going into the studio with her," Garrett told us yesterday at the VMAs. "I love Britney. I want to help her grow. I want to do stuff that's going to be able to travel around the world."

Spears' last album, Circus, was released in November 2008 and was followed by a world tour. "I'm glad to see her back," Garrett said. "I really would like to get into her mind and find out what loving Britney is all about."

He added with a very big smile, "It could get a little freaky."

Source: E! Online

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This Post Is Brought to You by My Continious Dislike Towards GaGa

The following italicized article is from www.thesundaytimes.co.uk:

Lady Gaga is the first major star of the digital age. Since her rise, she has remained almost continually on tour. Hence, she is a moving target who has escaped serious scrutiny. She is often pictured tottering down the street in some outlandish get-up and fright wig. Most of what she has said about herself has not been independently corroborated… “Music is a lie”, “Art is a lie”, “Gaga is a lie”, and “I profusely lie” have been among Gaga’s pronouncements, but her fans swallow her line whole…

She constantly touts her symbiotic bond with her fans, the “little monsters”, who she inspires to “love themselves” as if they are damaged goods in need of her therapeutic repair. “You’re a superstar, no matter who you are!” She earnestly tells them from the stage, while their cash ends up in her pockets. She told a magazine with messianic fervour: “I love my fans more than any artist who has ever lived.” She claims to have changed the lives of the disabled, thrilled by her jewelled parody crutches in the Paparazzi video.

Although she presents herself as the clarion voice of all the freaks and misfits of life, there is little evidence that she ever was one. Her upbringing was comfortable and eventually affluent, and she attended the same upscale Manhattan private school as Paris and Nicky Hilton. There is a monumental disconnect between Gaga’s melodramatic self-portrayal as a lonely, rebellious, marginalised artist and the powerful corporate apparatus that bankrolled her makeover and has steamrollered her songs into heavy rotation on radio stations everywhere.

Lady Gaga is a manufactured personality, and a recent one at that. Photos of Stefani Germanotta just a few years ago show a bubbly brunette with a glowing complexion. The Gaga of world fame, however, with her heavy wigs and giant sunglasses (rudely worn during interviews) looks either simperingly doll-like or ghoulish, without a trace of spontaneity. Every public appearance, even absurdly at airports where most celebrities want to pass incognito, has been lavishly scripted in advance with a flamboyant outfit and bizarre hairdo assembled by an invisible company of elves.

Furthermore, despite showing acres of pallid flesh in the fetish-bondage garb of urban prostitution, Gaga isn’t sexy at all – she’s like a gangly marionette or plasticised android. How could a figure so calculated and artificial, so clinical and strangely antiseptic, so stripped of genuine eroticism have become the icon of her generation? Can it be that Gaga represents the exhausted end of the sexual revolution? In Gaga’s manic miming of persona after persona, over-conceptualised and claustrophobic, we may have reached the limit of an era…

Gaga has borrowed so heavily from Madonna (as in her latest video-Alejandro) that it must be asked, at what point does homage become theft? However, the main point is that the young Madonna was on fire. She was indeed the imperious Marlene Dietrich’s true heir. For Gaga, sex is mainly decor and surface; she’s like a laminated piece of ersatz rococo furniture. Alarmingly, Generation Gaga can’t tell the difference. Is it the death of sex? Perhaps the symbolic status that sex had for a century has gone kaput; that blazing trajectory is over…

Gaga seems comet-like, a stimulating burst of novelty, even though she is a ruthless recycler of other people’s work. She is the diva of déjà vu. Gaga has glibly appropriated from performers like Cher, Jane Fonda as Barbarella, Gwen Stefani and Pink, as well as from fashion muses like Isabella Blow and Daphne Guinness. Drag queens, whom Gaga professes to admire, are usually far sexier in many of her over-the-top outfits than she is.

Peeping dourly through all that tat is Gaga’s limited range of facial expressions. Her videos repeatedly thrust that blank, lugubrious face at the camera and us; it’s creepy and coercive. Marlene and Madonna gave the impression, true or false, of being pansexual. Gaga, for all her writhing and posturing, is asexual. Going off to the gym in broad daylight, as Gaga recently did, dressed in a black bustier, fishnet stockings and stiletto heels isn’t sexy – it’s sexually dysfunctional.

Compare Gaga’s insipid songs, with their nursery-rhyme nonsense syllables, to the title and hypnotic refrain of the first Madonna song and video to bring her attention on MTV, Burning Up, with its elemental fire imagery and its then-shocking offer of fellatio. In place of Madonna’s valiant life force, what we find in Gaga is a disturbing trend towards mutilation and death…

Gaga is in way over her head with her avant-garde pretensions… She wants to have it both ways – to be hip and avant-garde and yet popular and universal, a practitioner of gung-ho “show biz”. Most of her worshippers seem to have had little or no contact with such powerful performers as Tina Turner or Janis Joplin, with their huge personalities and deep wells of passion.

Generation Gaga doesn’t identify with powerful vocal styles because their own voices have atrophied: they communicate mutely via a constant stream of atomised, telegraphic text messages. Gaga’s flat affect doesn’t bother them because they’re not attuned to facial expressions.

Gaga's fans are marooned in a global technocracy of fancy gadgets but emotional poverty. Borderlines have been blurred between public and private: reality TV shows multiply, cell phone conversations blare everywhere; secrets are heedlessly blabbed on Facebook and Twitter. Hence, Gaga gratuitously natters on about her vagina…

Source: The Sunday Times

Britney Spears -- Queen of Disneyland

The following italicized article is from www.tmz.com:

Britney Spears played the easiest card in the parenting book today -- she took her little munchkins to Disneyland -- and we're told she had her run of the place.

Our spies tell us the Dumbo ride was shut down so that Britney and her little ones could have the ride all to themselves. Notice how the people are waiting patiently for their turn.

We're told Britney -- who was there with both kids, plus boyfriend Jason Trawick -- traveled throughout the park with lots of security around them.

Source: TMZ