PETA to Brit -- We Know You Need a Job

The following italicized article is from www.tmz.com:

After seeing her amazing performance on "HIMYM," PETA is offering Mess Spears a job as their receptionist. Meat is murder on line one!

The animal rights group, which usually attacks Brit Brit for wearing fur and buying pets from pet stores, is trying to mend their relationship by offering Spears a job. Her salary? $1000, donated to the charity of her choice.

PETA is hoping Brit will experience first hand the problems they deal with and hopefully change what they say are her anti-animal ways.

The chances of this happening are slim to none, not to mention the fact that she has enough problems of her own. But, then again, stranger things have happened. Let's not forget, she married K-Fed.

Source: TMZ

OK! Exclusive: Britney Makes Nice With Former Manager

The following italicized article is from www.ok-magazine.com:

As Britney Spears continues to strive to get her personal and professional lives back in order, OK! has learned she's turned to a familiar face for help — former manager Larry Rudolph. Though the pair had parted company a year ago, sources confirm exclusively to OK! that the "Toxic" songstress has once again been taken under Larry's wing.

Larry and Brit share a long and bumpy history. He was the visionary who discovered the young star Britney and shepherded her career from teen pop tart to international superstar. And when her life began to spiral dangerously out of control in the weeks and months following her Oct. 2006 divorce from Kevin Federline, it was Larry who Britney's parents, Jamie and Lynne Spears, turned to for help getting her into rehab.

After her brief stint at the Promises clinic in Malibu, Brit went public with her ill-feelings toward Larry, chastising him on camera in a bizarre, disjointed rant, for what she viewed as siding with her folks against her.

However, Brit's dad has always been open about his positive feelings toward Larry, even publicly thanking Larry for his efforts. And now Jamie, who has continued to think the world of Larry both as a manager and as a friend who has Britney's best interests at heart, has finally convinced Britney to let him take over the reins of her recently resurgent career.

Source: OK Magazine

Britney Spears Back With Larry Rudolph?

The following italicized article is from www.thatotherblog.com:

Seems that from his MySpace, that Larry Rudolph is back to managing Britney Spears, which, if true, is the best possible thing that can happen right now.

Britney’s father, Jamie, has already put his foot down and stopped whatever nonsense she was experiencing, and with Larry on her side, a successful comeback seems very very bright. Afterall, he did literally CREATE her career and her image.

Interesting…

Source: That Other Blog

New Britney Pictures!

New pictures of Britney making a pit stop at Carls' Jr bathroom in Hollywood after attending a baseball game with her dad at Dodger stadium on Sunday afternoon.

See them all here!

Source: Break The Ice/Untouchable Britney

Are You Ready For A Britney Sitcom?

The following italicized article is from www.splashnewsonline.com:

Did you enjoy Britney’s cameo role on the US comedy ‘How I Met Your Mother’? Then you could soon find yourself tuning in regularly for a whole nights worth of Miss Spears, if claims today that Brit’s Dad is trying to get his daughter her own television show run true.

Jamie has reportedly been hoping the Toxic singer can get a regular role on a sitcom, in a bid to get her career back on track. It’s believed her latest appearance brought the show its highest ratings since it debuted in 2005, attracting 10.6 million viewers, and the singer received some critical acclaim for the brief performance. A source close to the family said:

“Britney did a great job on ‘How I Met Your Mother.’ She got the show its highest ratings yet, but more importantly for Jamie, he wants his daughter at a normal 9-to-5 job to keep her working and out of trouble. A sitcom would do that. So he’s exploring several offers for Britney to have her own show.”

Troubled Spears, 26, has also been offered a guest-starring stint on Alec Baldwin-starring sitcom, 30 Rock, the New York Post reports. And while the mother-of-two is back in the studio working on a new album, other sources believe it’s Jamie’s “tough love” that is getting her back on track.

Source: Splash News Online

Brit's Bathroom Break!

The following italicized article is from www.x17online.com:

After attending a baseball game with her dad at Dodger stadium on Sunday afternoon, Brit made a sudden pit stop at Carl's Jr. later that night, where she made a run for the bathroom!

Hmm. Britney...fast food restaurant...bathroom break. Sounds a little familiar, doesn't it?
Another familiar thing about the scene last night was the smile on Brit's face.

She's looking so much better, y'all!

Brit's body is also looking better - all that dancing has given her some amazing legs!

See more here!

Source: X17

I hate X17! She came from a baseball game in a stadium where you really don't want to use the bathroom, so isn't it possible she had to... Oh I don't know...Pee!?

Ps: I don't know if you'll are blind but she's running away from you assholes!

Are You Ready for Britney TV?

The following italicized article is from www.extratv.warnerbros.com:

Britney Spears seemed determined to regain her title as wiggiest pop princess in town this weekend, by cruising through Hollywood in a short brunette wig.

X17online.com spotted Ms. Spears driving a white Land Rover, alternating between blonde and brunette hairstyles. Is it possible Britney is getting into character for another TV appearance?

After her critically acclaimed role on "How I Met Your Mother," TV stations and Papa Spears are determined to get Brit more television spots in order to get her life and career back on track -- thinking that perhaps a 9 to 5 might be good for her. No word yet on any upcoming Brit projects, but her frequent trips to rehearsal studios have fans saying, "Gimme more."

Source: Extra TV

Madonna Accuses U.S. of "Inflicting Cruelty" on Britney Spears

The following italicized article is from www.usmagazine.com:

Madonna isn't done speaking out on Britney Spears.

In a new interview with Vanity Fair, the Material Girl — who recently told E! she wants to "go save" the singer — called Spears' situation "very painful.

"When you think about the way people treat each other in Africa, about witchcraft and people inflicting cruelty and pain on each other, then come back here and, you know, people taking pictures of people when they’re in their homes, being taken to hospitals, or suffering, and selling them, getting energy from them, that’s a terrible infliction of cruelty. So who’s worse off?" she asked.

Source: US Weekly

Keeping Britney Busy

The following italicized article is from www.hollyscoop.com:

Jamie Spears was so impressed with how his daughter handled her recent cameo on 'How I Met Your Mother' that he wants Britney to stop making music and concentrate on her TV career instead.

A Spears insider said, "Britney did a great job on 'How I Met Your Mother.' She got the show its highest ratings yet, but more importantly for Jamie, he wants his daughter at a normal 9-to-5 job to keep her working and out of trouble. A sitcom would do that. So he's exploring several offers for Britney to have her own show."

Britney without music? Considering it’s the only thing she's known she was like 10...that could be difficult. What do you guys think? Would you rather see Brit as a sitcom star or head back to the studio for another album?

Source: Hollyscoop

Britney – More TV, Less Music?

The following italicized article is from www.tmz.com:

Britney Spears might be rethinking her day job, if only to keep her out of trouble.The New York Post reports that Brit's dad Jamie wants her to do more TV because it's a "normal 9-to-5 job" that will "keep her working and out of trouble."

He's been looking around for more TV work for Brit, and is "exploring several offers for Britney to have her own show."

"30 Rock's" Tina Fey said that she would welcome Britney for a guest spot on her show – if only she could get in touch with her.

Source: TMZ

Mediabase Chart Update!

'Break The Ice' is currently at #30 on Mediabase with 1537 spins and 13.725 million listeners!

Click here to vote for it on your local radio station!

Source: Break The Ice

Has Britney Become Obsessed With Trimming Down?

The following italicized article is from www.splashnewsonline.com:

It was claimed today that Britney Spears is obsessed with losing weight. Instead of drinking, it’s said that Britney is now going to the gym daily. After scoring a part on How I Met Your Mother, she was only indulging in high-protein mini-meals and steering clear of her usual treats like Cheetos and burgers.

In fact, a friend even told a U.S. newspaper that “She has traded her old addictions for a healthier one. She is now obsessed with working out and getting skinny. Maybe too skinny.” We shall see about that!

Source: Splash News Online

UK Chart Update For Week Ending March 30th

In the official singles chart 'Piece Of Me' remains #31 after 19 weeks on the chart.

Also, 'Break The Ice' rises 43 places to #36 after 2 weeks on the chart.

In the official album chart 'Blackout' rises 1 place to #52 this week.

Source: Break The Ice

Australian Chart Update For The Week Ending Of March 31st

In the official singles chart 'Piece Of Me' rises 1 place to #9 in its 9th week on the chart.

In the offcial album chart 'Blackout' drops 4 places to #30 in its 22nd week on the chart.

Source: Break The Ice

Mediabase Chart Update!

'Break The Ice' is currently at #32 on Mediabase with 1495 spins and 13.389 million listeners!

Click here to vote for it on your local radio station!

Source: Break The Ice

Buy the Clothes Off Brit's Back!

Yowsers! All those cute clothes Brit wore on "HIMYM" are being auctioned off at SeenOn.com. Don't get too hopeful tho -- some bids are in the thousands already. If I were a rich girl, I'd totally lay claim on the Nanette Lepore Yellow Lace Dress.

Just an FYI: More than 10 million viewers tuned in to watch Brit play a crushed out receptionist, drawing the show's highest-ever ratings. Every TV show should have a Britney.

Source: Britney.com

MADONNA - MADONNA'S DAUGHTER WANTS TO PROTECT SPEARS

The following italicized article is from www.contactmusic.com:

Pop superstar MADONNA wants the media to stop targetting troubled singer BRITNEY SPEARS - because her daughter LOURDES feels sorry for her. The Holiday hitmaker - who famously kissed Spears during a performance at the 2003 MTV Video Music Awards - admits her 11-year-old daughter has been distressed by her public downfall.

She says, "(The media) need to step off. For real... Let's go save her. "(Lourdes) knows Britney, but she doesn't really watch TV or read gossip stuff. I think she sort of gets the drift of what's going on, and I think she feels very protective of Britney."

Earlier this year (08), Spears lost the right to visit her sons Sean Preston, two, and Jayden James, one, last month (Jan08) after a breakdown at her Beverly Hills home. She has also spent time in a rehabilitation centre and has been plagued by driving offences.

Source: Contact Music

K-Fed and Jayden on Track

The following italicized article is from www.tmz.com:

K-Daddy got his choo-choo on with Jayden James yesterday.

A rusty, trusty TMZ fan snapped this shot of K-Fed and kid at Griffith Park in L.A. yesterday. Must be nice to have a nanny doing the heavy lifting!

Source: TMZ

Now that's something you don't see every day/week/month/year.

Madonna -- Leave Britney Alone!

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Chris Crocker isn't the only one who wants the media to leave Britney alone. Now the "Material Girl" says the paps need to "step off" from the troubled star. Even Mo's celebuspaun, 11-year-old Lourdes, wants the press to give Brit Brit her space.

Madonna told "Yo On E" satellite radio show that we need to "save" Britney, according to Us. Brit had a good week after her cameo on "How I Met Your Mother", but as history has shown, things with the recovering popwreck can go unbeweaveably wrong overnight.

Source: TMZ

Mediabase Chart Update!

'Break The Ice' is currently at #32 on Mediabase with 1450 spins and 13.085 million listeners!

Click here to vote for it on your local radio station!

Source: Break The Ice

Dad's Got This Under Control

The following italicized article is from www.eonline.com:

While not exactly MIA, Britney Spears certainly isn't quite as...visible (and we don't just mean in the vaginal sense) as she used to be premeltdown, prehospitalization and, as it turns out, preconservatorship.

Not only is the popster spending time with her kids again, but she's also working, eating in restaurants that don't offer a drive-thru option and—we thought it seemed quiet—hasn't been the cause of a traffic stop, police motorcade or late-night field trip to a gas-station food mart in some time.

E! News has pieced together Britney's, return to planet Earth, we mean transformation and discovered a common denominator among all this antimadness: dear old dad.

Sources say it's Jamie Spears' tough love that has put her back on track. Naysayers can hoot 'n' holler all they want about whether Britney really needs someone to make decisions for her or whether Jamie's just in it for the $2,500 weekly allowance, but riddle us this:

In which of these cases is Britney worse off than she was before she locked herself in the bathroom and ended up in an ambulance (twice)?

• The Odd Couple: Britney's got a roommate now that Jamie's moved in to keep the demons out. "Jamie feels like this is his last chance to save his daughter," a family insider tells E! News. "He knows he's not perfect and hasn't always been there, but he is determined not to make the same mistakes and take care of her. He knows Britney well enough to know he needs to be there or she will fall into bad habits."

• Sayonara, Sam: Since Jamie and Lynne Spears secured that restraining order against the singer's self-proclaimed manager, Sam Lutfi, Britney's life has been oddly sans public displays of hysteria. Our sources say Jamie asks all comers to cut ties with Lutfi before they're allowed contact with his daughter.

• Peace Out, Paps: There's a reason why the freelance stalkerazzi are seeking out temp work. Per Jamie's orders, Britney stays inside for the most part and, when she does go out, she's flanked by at least two beefy bodyguards and an assistant, while her outdoor activity is limited to climbing in and out of her chauffeured Escalade. The source says she's even been able to make it to her workouts at the Home Depot Center, all the way on the outskirts of L.A., without being followed. Hence, no more 24/7-drama dollars padding the pockets.

• 26 Going On 16: We hear Britney has a 10 p.m. curfew, meaning, no more midnight shopping or...whatever the heck else she was doing at all hours while in meltdown mode. Jamie's also monitoring his little girl's medication schedule, phone calls, her visits with her sons and at-home therapy sessions. And just as getting good grades in a normal house means getting to stay out till all hours on prom night, behaving in Britney's house means trips to Dominick's, text messages with Alli Sims and all the dance rehearsals she can handle.

• Playing the Links: Britney may not get to share in the fun that obviously occurs when Jamie tees off with former enemy Kevin Federline for the occasional golf game, but the greatly improved relationship between her dad and the man who got to keep the kids has allowed her to share some badly needed mommy time with Sean Preston and Jayden James.

Overall, there might be something to this short-leash thing. But doesn't influence rub both ways? If Jamie ends up sporting a pink wig and making 2 a.m. runs to Kitson, then we'll know: This is Britney's world. We just obsess over it.

Source: E! Online

Britney Spears has colon cleansing sessions to detox

The following italicized article is from www.mirror.co.uk:

In a desperate attempt to undo all the damage of the past few years, Toxic singer Britney Spears is on a health kick.

Not content with looking better on the outside, the 26-year-old wants to look good on the inside too and is having regular colon cleansing sessions at a clinic in Beverly Hills.

Our source at the clinic said: "Cleansing a few times a week gets rid of lingering stuff in the colon. Britney's had the treatment before and says it makes her feel great, more upbeat and energetic."

Poops! She did it again...

Source: Mirror

Ew...

Canadian Chart Update For The Week Ending Of March 29th

In the official single chart 'Break The Ice' rises 6 places to #24 in its 6th week on the chart.

Also, 'Piece Of Me' drops 1 place to #25 in its 21st week on the chart

Source: Break The Ice

Brit and K-Fed Reuniting?

The following italicized article is from www.extratv.warnerbros.com:

Does this sound wacky enough to be true? According the Chicago Sun-Times, divorced and court-battlin' exes Britney Spears and Kevin Federline might be trying to recapture the magic that was "Chaotic" -- by teaming for a new variety show?! Yeah, too good to be true. Or is it?

The project will reportedly be a primetime musical-comedy show. Adding to the allure, K-Fed wants to be the choreographer, which would bring their lives full circle; Brit met the wannabe rapper when he worked as one of her backup dancers.

The recovering pop mom's latest adventure in TV isn't that unusual -- she began her career as a Mousketeer on "The Mickey Mouse Club," and her recent stint on "How I Met Your Mother" was the highest-rated episode the CBS sitcom has ever had.

Source: Extra TV

Ireland Chart Update For The Week Ending Of March 27th

In the official singles chart 'Piece Of Me' drops 5 places to #26 in its 15th week on the chart.

Also, 'Break The Ice' rises 21 places to #16 in its 2nd week on the chart.

In the offcial album chart 'Blackout' rises 4 places to #18 in its 22th week on the chart.

Source: Break The Ice