Britney Spears ‘Furious’ Her Parents Reconciled?

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“You’d think Britney Spears would be thrilled to see her divorced parents back together – instead she’s furious!” begins a piece in the National Enquirer.

And why is that?

According to the tab, Spears believes that her mom Lynne was “working with her father all along to manipulate her into being more cooperative – and that she did so for financial reasons.”

Huh?

“If [her dad] Jamie were no longer her conservator,” says one of the mag’s magical source, “the money would stop and Lynne and Jamie would both become dependent on Britney’s generosity for money.”

So, let’s get this straight: Spears believes her parents only got back together in order to steal her money?

Rrrright…

As opposed to being “furious,” the singer is actually “delighted.”

A source close to Spears tells Gossip Cop, “Everyone is very happy” precisely because “they’re spending time together.”

Yes, Britney is more concerned about them spending time together… than them spending her money.

Source: Gossip Cop

CLAIM: Britney Has Meltdown Over Justin Timberlake

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“Britney Spears pitched a god-awful fit when her ex-flame Justin Timberlake refused to record a duet with her,” claims the National Enquirer.

The singer allegedly had a “violent outburst,” where she “yanked out her hair extensions and cursed at her father during a recording session, stunning music producers.”

A so-called Enquirer source explains,”Britney desperately wanted Justin to sing with her, and weeks ago she asked him to record a duet for her latest CD.”

“But Justin wouldn’t make a commitment, even though they both record for Jive records,” leading to “a temper tantrum that would put a 2-year-old to shame.”

What’s a shame is that the tab is still whining about a relationship that ended eight years ago, and alleging there are issues when, in fact, there is no bad blood between the two pop stars.

Adds a source close to Spears, the meltdown tale is also “not true.”

Gossip Cop will step aside in case the folks at the Enquirer want to have a tantrum of their own right now.

Source: Gossip Cop

CLAIM: Britney Has ‘Gay Crush’

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In a National Enquirer “exclusive,” the magazine claims, Britney Spears “has a crush on her female psychologist.”

According to one of the supermarket tab’s sources, “Britney was interested in her [female] doctor sexually… And she actually thought the doctor was interested in her also… Britney mistook the doctor’s patience and kindness for flirtation.”

Seriously?

In early February, alleges the Enquirer, Spears made “numerous harassing calls to her office,” which “disturbed” the psychologist.

That’s when the pop singer’s dad, Jamie Spears, stepped in because of possible legal ramifications, says the mag.

But Spears, claims the Enquirer, supposedly explained to her father that he should be happy, because her money would be safe if she’s with “a successful woman,” and there would be no need to worry about her “remarrying or having kids anytime soon,” two things the tab says he’s been “terrified” of.

Here’s what’s terrifying – this story.

Gossip Cop reached out to one of our impeccable Spears contacts, who called the Enquirer’s story both “ridiculous” and “nutso.”

Source: Gossip Cop

Britney Spears: Studio Sweetheart

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Stepping out for work duties, Britney Spears cruised around in her white Porsche Boxster as she paid a visit to a Los Angeles recording studio on Friday afternoon (August 14).

Seemingly in good spirits, the “Gimme More” singer strolled the grounds alongside a gal pal - still sporting her engagement rumor stirring ring, despite contrary reports claiming that she’s been dumped by manager beau Jason Trawick.

While the tabloid tale is definitely questionable, a “source” allegedly told the National Enquirer that Trawick ended things after Brit Brit pushed for another child.

Their insider revealed, “It was just too fast, too soon for Jason. He told Britney repeatedly that he would never marry, but she refused to believe him. She thought she could change his mind by having a baby with him.”

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Source: Celebrity Gossip

'Britney Wants To Start A Familly With Jason'

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Britney Spears is planning to have another baby.

The Toxic singer — who has two young sons with ex-husband Kevin Federline — is apparently keen to start a family with her new boyfriend Jason Trawick.

“Britney dreams of getting maried to Jason and having his baby,” a source told American tabloid the National Enquirer. “She would love to finally have a baby girl and be a stay-at-home mom and not to be on tour.”

Britney, the source reveals, “says she wants a man who loves her, who loves having a family and who goes to work while she stays at home and cares for the children.”

However, Jason isn’t so keen on the idea of getting married.

“His last long-term relationship ended because he wouldn’t pop the question,” dished the insider.

“Jason is wonderful with Britney’s boys,” the source explains. “He is very hands-on with them, very natural and at ease. He feeds the boys, helps with potty training and plays lovingly with them. Even Kevin thinks Jason is good for the boys.

“After all her problems, Britney is finally ready for her happy ending.”

Source: Showbiz Spy

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Source: Breathe Heavy

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Spears Given "Nerve Pills" For Tour

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Britney Spears has been prescribed "nerve pills" to beat the stress of her upcoming world tour, a new report claims.

The singer is due to embark on the 33-date tour on March 3 in New Orleans.

But Spears has been suffering paralyzing panic attacks as she prepares to hit the road - and those close to her are "panic ridden" the star will go AWOL, so are "keeping her medicated to calm her down," according to American tabloid the National Enquirer.

"It's scary," a source told the publication. "Her dad Jamie's calling all the shots for Brit - making sure qualified medical people know what they're doing, and trying to talk Brit down from one emotional meltdown after another.

"We know she's been prescribed Valium, plus the anti-anxiety pill Ativan. Mixed with Stattera for her ADHD, Topomax for migraines and Lithium for her bipolar disorder it's a wonder Brit even knows who she is any more.

"There's no kidding around among her family. They've all stressed this is the last chance for Brit - make Circus a big success of be ready to hang it up and retire.

"Everyone around her is dreading a repeat of the January 2008 fiasco when she fell apart in public. Her CD's doing well, so pulling off this tour without losing her head means Britney Inc. is back in biz and making money."

It is estimated Spears, 27, will make $130m from the tour.

Source: Showbiz Spy

These false rumours get funnier with the day.

“Circus Tour” Director & Choreographer Quit After Clashing With “Controlling” Jamie Spears

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Jamie Spears’ control over daughter Britney’s upcoming Circus World Tour has driven her concert director and dance choreographer to quit, tabloid spies claim.

Tour director Wade Robson and lead choreographer Andre Fuentes, who have worked with Britney since the start of her career, jumped ship on The Spearses due to Jamie’s micromanagement, rules, curfews, drug tests, and over controlling nature, insiders reveal in this week’s edition of the National Enquirer.

“Jamie Spears is getting a reputation as a stage dad,” revealed a source. “It’s embarrassing for Britney.”

As Britney’s court-appointed conservator, Jamie is responsible for all decisions regarding his daugher’s finances and professional life.

Source: Pop Crunch

Britney Spears Plots Drinking Allegations Against Jamie Spears

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Britney Spears hopes false drinking allegations against her father will help her reclaim her freedom.

This year’s Comeback Kid is complaining that Daddy Spears will not let her act like an adult since a court appointed the former chief permanent conservator of her affairs in October, and tabloid moles claim Britney has hatched a sinister plan to have her dad ousted as her legal guardian.

The 27-year-old pop star is plotting to allege that Jamie, a recovering alcoholic, has fallen off the wagon and then take the evidence to court, according to The National Enquirer.

Jamie checked himself into rehab for dependency on alcohol and painkillers in 2004.

“Britney wants to set up her dad and prove he shouldn’t be charge of her career decisions and money….She’s worked her butt off for years, and her father has nothing to do with her success.”

“Britney is desperate to be released from her father Jamie’s control,” one snitch whispers. “She wants to be able to act like an adult, but she says her father won’t let her.”

The Enquirer spy adds, “If the conservatorship is continued, her backup plan is to have her father replaced by her mother Lynne because she’s less rigid.”

Source: Pop Crunch

Britney Spears Back With Adnan Ghalib - Report

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Britney Spears is back with her paparazzo ex Adnan Ghalib, according to tabloid reports.

Spears - who dated and split from the British-born photog earlier this year - is secretly communicating with Ghalib behind her dad's back, reports the National Enquirer.

A source tells the publication, "Britney and Adnan are constantly on the phone or text messaging each other.

"Britney gets excited when he calls or texts because he lavishes her with compliments.

"Adnan searches the Internet for photos of her and then calls and comments on her outfits and her hair, and she loves it.

"She also wears the promise ring he gave her when they were dating."

The source adds that Britney's ex-husband, Kevin Federline, is not happy about her reunion with Adnan: "Kevin is clear about one thing, though.

"If Britney goes to Adnan, she will never get back custody of the kids, and she can forget about ever taking them traveling with her."

Source: Showbiz Spy

Britney And Ex-Husband Kevin Are 'Undergoing Couples' Counselling'

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What a difference a year makes. Twelve months ago, Britney Spears was a lost cause - a tragic figure of fun who lost custody of her two young sons in a blaze of flashbulbs and disastrous publicity.

But the pop starlet has made a remarkable comeback in recent weeks, triumphing at the MTV Video awards, losing her excess weight - and now she is to take her rehabilitation a step further.

In a shock new move she and her ex-husband Kevin Federline are considering getting back together, it has been reported by America's National Enquirer.

The two are reportedly undergoing couples counselling to rebuild their relationship in the hope that they can raise their two sons as a family.

'Part of their therapy involves going on formal dates and Britney is so excited,' a source told the magazine. 'She's never stopped loving Kevin or hoping they'd get back together.

'Kevin still loves Britney too and if all goes well after six months of counselling they'll move back in together with the boys.'

Britney and Federline's three-year marriage ended in a bitter divorce in July last year, followed by a custody battle over sons Sean Preston, three, and two-year-old Jayden James.

But insiders say things have changed since the end of the court case.

'Britney's dad first talked to Kevin about reconciling with her last spring. He was really noncommital at the time because he and Britney were still at odds over custody.

'But Kevin's always believed it would be best for the boys to be raised by both parents, and he and Jamie spent weeks looking for a counsellor who suited both his and Britney's personalities and could come to their homes.'

Britney is reportedly prepared to do whatever it takes to have her sons back full time.

She is now selling her home in Beverly Hills to move nearer to Kevin and their sons.

'If all goes well they'll move into Britney's new house together,' the source revealed.

And if all goes well they are even considering getting back together.

Source: Daily Mail

Britney Spears & Kevin Federline Reunion On The Cards?

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It seems that's it's not just Britney Spears' career that's making a comeback - ex-husband Kevin Federline may be getting in on the act too.

Brit's mum Lynne has always spoken fondly of her former son in-law and now she is said to be hoping that the two will reconcile for the sake of sons, Jayden James and Sean Preston.

A source tells the National Enquirer, "Kevin has apologised to Britney for his failings as a husband and said he wanted a fresh start.

"He confessed she is the love of his life, his soul mate and was sorry things went so wrong between them."

Not only is her career going well but it looks like her love life might be too. Britney never got over Kevin and she hopes this is the first step towards them reconciling.

"She knows a lot has happened but at least she knows he loves her."

Source: Entertainment Wise

Britney Furious Over Kevin Partying And Being With His Ex

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THE ENQUIRER exclusively reports Britney Spears was furious when she discovered her ex K-Fed out partying with his ex!

K-Fed and former GF Shar Jackson - mom of his two oldest kids - hit the Madden 09 video game launch party while Brit was stuck at home, caring for 2-year-old son Sean's ear infection.

Kevin, who has custody of his and Britney's two boys, agreed to send the boys for an overnight visitation after she promised she could take good care of the boys, give Sean his medication on time and take his temperature, a source told The ENQUIRER.

Although Britney knew Kevin planned to go to the vid game kickoff, when she discovered he was with Shar, she went ballistic!

Brit called K-Fed repeatedly while at the party, leaving him panicky messages. She told him that she didn't remember what meds Sean had to take and that he was whining constantly for dada.

"Britney was even asking how to work the thermometer to take his temperature," the source revealed.

Kevin first called the bodyguard who accompanies the boys when they go to Britney's, and then he called Britney's father, Jamie, to check on Sean. Both Jamie and the bodyguard assured Kevin his son was fine.

"When Kevin wouldn't take her calls, Britney started text-messaging him and kept texting him for much of the night," said the source.

What Britney finds most infuriating is that Kevin lets Shar spend "her money" - the court-ordered $20,000 Brit shells out to Kevin each month in child support.

Source: National Enquirer

Mel Gibson Tried To Set Britney Spears Up With One Of His Rehabbed Sons

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Mel Gibson has twin sons who turn 26 this year, Edward and Christian, who both have stints in rehab. Ed was out of rehab late last year for an alcohol and cocaine addiction, and Christian got a DUI in 2006 and checked into rehab in late January of this year. Mel, who has also has a well publicized DUI under his belt, has recently befriended pop singer Britney Spears, 26. Britney has spent time at Mel’s estate in Costa Rica and has been seen out to dinner with him and his family.

While some speculated that Mel wanted to help Britney with her personal problems, and others wondered if he was trying to convert her to his unique brand of Catholicism, Mel may have had another motivation for spending time with Britney. The National Enquirer reports that Mel tried to set Britney up with the less messed-up twin her age, Edward, but that Britney wasn’t having that. Mel’s son Edward is working his recovery program and the Enquirer says Mel believed he would be a good influence on her.

[Mel Gibson] believed his son Edward - who was in rehab last year for cocaine and alcohol addition - had turned his life around and could help Britney do the same, an insider told The Enquirer.

“Mel felt Ed would be a great influence on Brit, and if the relationship turned to romance, all the better,” said the insider.

So Gibson arranged a meeting between the pair at Britney’s home in the Hollywood Hills last March, said the source.

“He sincerely believed that his son could help Britney stay on the straight and narrow and that they might hit it off as a couple as well,” the insider explained.

But Britney, 26, gave the cold shoulder to Mel and Edward…

“She hid from them most of the night,” revealed the insider. “Mel and his son spent most of the evening talking to her bodyguards.”

[From The National Enquirer, print edition, July 7, 2008]

There must have been no hard feelings between Britney and Mel after she tried to avoid the set up with one of his sons. She was seen at his Costa Rican getaway in mid-May. Britney also brought along a man with whom she’s been romantically linked in the past, agent Jason Trawick. Maybe Britney and Jason were already dating at that point and she wasn’t open to meeting Mel’s son or maybe she just wasn’t interested in the guy. Can you imagine thinking it’s a good idea to set up Britney Spears with a member of your family, though? At that point it had only been two months since she had that big melt down and was hospitalized.

In related news, OK! Magazine reports that Britney and Kevin had a “secret meeting” with their lawyers over the custody of their two boys. It is thought they are working to avoid having to go to trial to hash out custody issues. The talks were said to be unsuccessful, though, with neither of them willing to compromise. Britney went back home and then had a massage at the Ritz Carlton.

Source: Celeb Itchy

Another Spears Girl Is Born

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Jamie Lynn Spears is no longer an unwed pregnant teen -- she's now an unwed teen mother of a baby girl, y'all!

According to the National Enquirer, JL gave birth to a 6lb, 10 ounce baby girl via C-section at 8:30 AM CT.

Source: TMZ

Jamie Lynn IS Having The Baby - Right Now!

The National Enquirer reported yesterday that teenager Jamie Lynn Spears was expected to deliver her baby today, and it seems like they were correct!

The mag tells us exclusively….

"The National Enquirer has learned that Jamie Lynn Spears entered Mississippi Southwest Regional Medical Center in McComb, Ms at 4 a.m. today where doctors are expected to induce labor."

We hope the deliver is smooth and everything goes off well!

Source: Perez Hilton

Jamie Lynn Plans On Giving Birth Tomorrow Via C-section

Jamie Lynn is expected to give birth to a baby girl tomorrow according to the National Enquirer (I know I know, I knocked them this morning - but they actually were the first to report her pregnancy [not OK!]). But things aren't going too smooth for the 17 year old. "Doctors are preparing Jamie Lynn Spears for a C-section tomorrow due to complications in the pregnancy... [Jamie Lynn] had an ultrasound last week, indicating her baby may be in breech position." Just like big sis!

Jamie Lynn and her fiance Casey Aldridge plan on having the baby at the Mississippi Southwest Regional Medical Center in McComb, Mississippi. Britney, Jamie, & Bryan flew to New Orleans early this morning in anticipation for the baby's arrival. The three (including the bodyguard and assistant) flew Delta Airlines instead of the usual private jet, and arrived around 1pm CT.

JL & Casey plan are reportedly planning on naming their baby Cailynn or Cassie; a combination of both their names.

Best of luck Jamie Lynn.

Source: Breathe Heavy

Mag Round Up

Ugh...

Adnan Reportedly Releasing Sex Tape Of Britney!

The following italicized article is from www.splashnewsonline.com:

Is Adnan Ghalib, the former paparazzo boyfriend of Britney Spears, trying to make one last grab at Britney Spear's cash? The National Enquirer is reporting that he's shopping around a sex tape that was filmed during their trip January trip to Rosarito, Mexico.

"Word is that the video starts with Britney undressing," said the insider. "She was wearing some cheap clothes that she bought down there in Rosarito. The sex wasn't particularly kinky but Britney wears a pink wig throughout. At one point in the tape Adnan asks the singer to remove the pink bob but she refused. "Adnan tells her to take it off at one point and she says coyly, 'Take what off? There's nothing left to take off.'"

That sound you heard is my penis crawling up inside my body at the possibility that a tape exists showing the mess formerly known as Britney Spears having sex. This "insider" goes on to claim that a Britney Spears sex tape will go down as the highest selling porn tape of all time, out selling even Paris Hilton's but I am pretty sure 90% of the world would rather watch "The Century of Sex" where a lady bangs a hundred dudes to celebrate turning 100-years-old.

Source: Splash News Online

Larry Rudolph Orders Britney Spears Diet

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Hollywood manager Larry Rudolph has ordered one-time teen protege Britney Spears to drop twenty pounds and regain her once stunning looks. Larry has insisted that Britney begin a wellness regime including a daily regime of exercise before he will help her resume her career.

Larry feels that Britney needs to lose twenty pounds and tone up, The National Enquirer reports.

“Larry doesn’t want her to be a joke when he restarts her career-and he wants her to look sexier than ever.”

As part of her deal with Larry, Britney has adopted a diet of six small organic meals a day, regular facials, and of course her well-documented weekly trips to Bally’s.

“Larry told her this is her last chance at a comeback-and if she wants it, she must fight for it,” an Enquirer insider says.

The pop tart is even working out with a personal trainer-three times a day, five days a week.

“Britney is complying so far.”

Source: Pop Crunch