Friday, April 2, 2010

Dressing Down Site for Britney Spears Outfit Nonsense

The following italicized article is from www.gossipcop.com:

Being (astoundingly) oblivious is, of course, nothing new for HollywoodLife.com.

In the past, its editors didn’t seem to know what fairly common items — such as underwear and fingers — look like.

They have no clue which celebrity couples are married and which ones long ago split.

They’ve referred to films that have already premiered as “just announced!”

And they don’t understand that death is sad.

Usually, this cluelessness is at least good for a laugh.

Not today.

On the heels of a (thankfully wrong) report yesterday that Britney Spears is in a downward spiral of self-mutilation, throwing herself down stairs, dropping weights on her limbs, and ripping out her hair, HollywoodLife offers its own cautious, well-considered take.

The site sounds the alarm (and shames Spears) for changing outfits.

Huh?

“OH NO! Britney You’re Repeating Some Of Your Pre-Meltdown Ways!” shrieks HollywoodLife. “Do We Have to Call Your Father?”

What exactly has Spears done to trigger these fears of a meltdown?

She walked into a store “wearing one outfit,” reports the site, before “emerging in an [another] ill-fitting white dress with her hair all a mess.”

Apparently, this “clothing switcheroo,” as HollywoodLife calls it, “sounds a little bit too much like 2007 Britney,” when Spears descended into erratic behavior during which she lost custody of her sons and control over her life and fortune.

According to the site, this outfit “quick change” is an alarming “whiff of what Brit breakdowns look like before.”

And this isn’t the first time they’ve made this claim. Last month the site fretted that Spears could be verging on a “complete meltdown” because she was “disheveled.”

Let’s get this straight: So HollywoodLife thinks Spears is having a mental breakdown because she switched her clothes and doesn’t look perfectly coiffed all the time? The changing room has suddenly become the last stop before the psych ward?

Seriously?

Gossip Cop thinks enough is enough.

Maybe HollywoodLife should focus less on bad wardrobe choices and more on good reporting.

At Gossip Cop, we actually speak to people who know Spears. One friend tells us that, far from having a meltdown, “Britney is doing fine.”

Source: Gossip Cop
 

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