Britney Creates Winter Wonderland

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The pop superstar has gone to town on her outdoor festive lighting in the same way excitable Clark did in 1989 comedy National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation.

The Toxic singer has caked her sprawling Calabasas, California, property in miles of fairy lights, glowing rooftop angels, Santas, little drummer boys, baubles, stars and an illuminated Father Christmas.

Even Britney-knockers must agree she's created a magical setting for her two young sons SEAN PRESTON and JAYDEN JAMES this Yuletide.

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Alex Da Kid Working With Britney

"I am currently in the studio with a number of other artists, including BRITNEY SPEARS, and I'm really excited at what the future holds.

Both EMINEM and B.O.B have worked with him in recent months and their tracks Love The Way You Lie and Airplanes are slugging it out for the No1 slot.

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I don't know how I feel about this...

Britney Spears' Bodyguard -- You're Nobody Special

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A former bodyguard for Britney Spears claims she sexually harassed him, but people connected with the singer are laughing at the allegation, saying the guy needs to man up.

The Sun is reporting that Fernando Flores is thinking about filing a multi-million dollar sexual harassment lawsuit against Brit, claiming she constantly came on to him and paraded naked.

We're told Flores was a short-timer, and had to know ... although Britney likes to buy clothes she doesn't necessarily wear all of them.

Britney famously has been photographed topless, and even more famously been photographed without panties. She constantly shuns clothes while at home, and we're told it has nothing to do with Flores.

Memba when Britney was picked up for her 5150 stint? Cops tried getting in her home for hours, as she paraded near a window in just panties. When officers finally subdued Brit, they tried covering her with a sweater ... and she screamed, "Don't cover me up. I'm f**king hot."

One of Brit's peeps calls the bodyguard's claim "stupid."

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Well, she IS f**cking hot!

Tale of Britney Spears to be Frozen after Death Goes Cold

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“Britney Spears wants to be frozen after her death,” declares The Sun, “so she can be brought back to life later.”

You read that right.

The paper alleges, “The eccentric star wants her body preserved in liquid nitrogen so future generations can enjoy her dance routines in red plastic catsuits.”

You read that right, too.

In fact, the tab claims, “Britney is so enamoured by the idea – ‘cryogenic’ freezing – that she’s investing in a firm specialising in it.”

No, Spears will not be investing cold cash.

Nor is the singer planning on becoming an after-life pop-sicle.

A source close to the singer tells Gossip Cop the story is “complete B.S. and laughable.”

Just the cold facts.

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Umaga's Final Flight with Britney

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BRITNEY SPEARS was one of the last people to spend time with wrestling superstar Umaga before he died.

The pop singer bumped into the former WWE WrestleMania headliner when they shared a flight from Australia to America.

Britney — now back in LA — remembered Umaga from a wrestling storyline he was part of with her ex-husband Kevin Federline and John Cena on Raw.

She was returning from a series of concerts Down Under, where the grappler had also been in action as part of the Hulkamania tour.

His last bout was on November 28 against Ken Anderson in Sydney.

The Wrestling Observer reports: "After the match, Fatu returned to the US on a flight with both Ric Flair and Britney Spears.

"Spears recognised him even before Flair, telling him she knew him for when he worked with her ex-husband."

Umaga, real name Edward Fatu, died of a heart attack a week later, aged just 36.

He was due to return to the WWE in January, subject to passing a drugs test. He was fired in June for falling foul of the company's Wellness Policy and refusing to go to rehab.

The WWE have been criticised by fans for not marking his passing at all on this week's Raw.
There was no video tribute or graphic with many assuming that Vince McMahon's group are trying to distance themselves from the large number of grapplers who have died young.

However, some wrestlers — including Chris Jericho and Primo Colon — wore black armbands in Umaga's honour.

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Britney Is Smokin' (Hot)

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BRITNEY SPEARS has successfully quit greasy takeaway food and fatty Starbucks, but there's one habit she just can't seem to kick - smoking. The Womanizer singer was spotted indulging her nicotine cravings on her hotel balcony in Miami yesterday during a break from her Circus tour.

She's been showing off her trim body throughout the summer, courtesy of her improved diet and frequent trips to the gym.

The on-stage outfits have been getting skimpier too.

Brit is, quite literally, smokin'.

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Britney Is a Green Goddess

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BRITNEY showed off another item in her impressive swimwear collection yesterday.

The Womanizer singer was poolside once more as she soaked up the sun in a revealing green number and played with her sons SEAN PRESTON and JAYDEN JAMES.

The lads sported newly sheared hair instead of the usual flowing blonde locks and mum made sure they were sunsafe in baseball caps and sunglasses.

They had a whale of a time jumping in and out of the swimming pool wearing armbands during a family break at the Ritz Carlton in LA's Marina Del Rey.

Looking slim and fit, Britney was clearly back on track as a mum and was enjoying her time with the boys, who are almost exactly a year apart.

There was no sign of latest love JASON TRAWICK, despite recent rumours of an engagement.

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Kill Threat to Britney

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SINGER BRITNEY SPEARS is refusing to take her sons on tour to Russia after she received a series of email death threats.

She will base herself in Finland and fly in just for the two concerts in St Petersburg and Moscow next week.

After the Moscow gig, she will fly straight to London in her private jet to be reunited with sons Sean Preston, three, and Jayden James, two.

The identity of the email maniac is unknown.

A tour spokesman said: "Originally, both boys were to accompany Britney but she was against taking them because of these constant threats."

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Britney Spending Her Vacation in Thailand

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The Circus star is planning a lavish break at the end of this leg of the tour — renting an entire resort in Thailand so she can treat her backing dancers and key staff to some R&R.

She will shell out £180,000 for a week at the Sila Evason hotel in Koh Samui.

And it seems her generosity knows no bounds.

Brit is extending her offer to ex-hubby KEVIN FEDERLINE and his squeeze VICTORIA PRINCE.

After being paid almost £15,000 a month to babysit his own kids, I’d have thought he’d been treated enough.

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First Pictures Of Britney Performing

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Sexy Britney's Naughty Extra

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BRITNEY SPEARS is plotting the filthiest aftershow party to hit these shores for decades.

Tomorrow sees the troubled star's first UK gig for five years as her Circus world tour hits London's O2 arena for the first of eight shows in 11 days there.

But her gig flesh-flashing will be blown out of the water by the nearby indigO2 venue's club night after each show.

Club Dada starts when Britney leaves the O2 stage and will feature naked acrobats, topless burlesque babes and dancing dwarves.

I was thinking the Toxic singer's bondage-themed tour show, with whips, latex, blindfolds and acres of bare flesh, was racy enough on its own.

But I'd queue for the post-gig action.

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Britney: Madonna Advised Me To Take My Kids On Tour

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BRITNEY SPEARS has been taking parenting tips from MADONNA.

The pop princess has revealed that Madge encouraged her to take her kids on tour.

Brit told Hello magazine: “It’s all about history. What we as mothers are doing is creating history with our kids that we can look back on.

“When they’re adults I want my kids to say ‘Mom worked so hard, but she was always there for us.”

Brit listened to the Queen of Pop and hired ex-hubby KEVIN FEDERLINE as a nanny for their sons SEAN PRESTON and JAYDEN JAMES.

And he didn’t come cheap.

The singer is paying K-Fed $5,000-a-week for his services.

Nice work if you can get it for being a father to your own kids...

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Britney The Gardener

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BRITNEY SPEARS has turned to gardening to keep herself on the straight and marrow.

The songbird, who has a history of mental health problems, has become devoted to a self-help programme called flower therapy — based on horticulture.

She has also been closely studying books about the spiritual aspects of gardening while on tour in the United States.

A source said: “Britney has tried every kind of therapy going. She’s studied yoga, seen numerous counsellors and even experimented with mysticism, but they’ve never been more than passing fads.

“This time seems different though. She’s committed to learning as much as she can about horticulture and how it impacts your well-being.

“Whenever she returns to her California home she’s straight out in the garden working. She’s very proud and knowledgeable about what she’s planted and what is growing around her house.”

Flower therapy uses flower essences to “balance physical and emotional disturbances”.

Toxic singer Britney, 27, had a series of breakdowns in 2007 and was twice sectioned the following year.

She now has random drug and alcohol tests under the terms of her custody deal to keep sons Sean Preston, three, and Jayden James, two.

And she’s so determined to stay on the road to recovery that she has become a devotee of the self-help manual Chicken Soup For The Gardener’s Soul — by American lifestyle guru Jack Canfield.

The source said: “That has given her a lot of solace.”

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Britney's Pants Day Off In LA

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BRITNEY SPEARS is clearly reaping the physical benefits of her gruelling dance routines.

And the pop babe was happy to show the world, as she headed out in LA yesterday wearing a pair of tight denim hotpants to emphasise her toned legs.

On a rare day off from her Circus world tour, Britney – clutching a frappuccino in one hand and a water in the other – also turned heads in a backless top.

It proves that her best days aren't behind her...

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Britney's All Set For The Circus

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BRITNEY SPEARS has arrived in New Orleans ahead of the opening of her Circus tour.

The singer's tour bus arrived from Louisiana after Britney jetted into her home state on board a private jet last Friday, so she could spend the weekend at the family mansion.

Her dad JAMIE and two sons SEAN PRESTON and JAYDEN JAMES accompanied her on the gold bus, which received a police escort during its journey.

Britney's burly bodyguard was pictured carrying one of her nippers into her hotel, while the singer was covered by pink umbrellas much to the disappointed of waiting fans.

KEVIN FEDERLINE, Britney's ex-husband, has also jetted in from LA to look after the former couple's children during the 25-date North American tour.

He is reportedly being paid £3,500 ($5,000) a week to take care of the boys - earning him the nickname 'America's Most Expensive Nanny'.

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Britney Dad Fury

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BRITNEY SPEARS’ dad last night vowed to get her former manager hauled in front of a judge — for allegedly drugging the star.

A source close to JAMIE SPEARS, 56 — who also accuses SAM LUTFI of alienating the singer from her family — revealed: “He is determined to pursue a criminal prosecution.

“Jamie also believes Sam tried to take control of her life and finances.”

Lutfi, 34, denies Jamie’s claims that he was a control freak who dosed Britney with sedatives and anti-anxiety pills.

He accuses Britney, 27, of breach of contract — and is suing both her and her dad.

He has branded Jamie “violent and unpredictable” in court papers filed in Los Angeles — and claims the dad once punched him.

A source in Lutfi’s camp said: “Sam isn’t going down without a fight.”

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Brit Keeps It Glam On Night Off

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WE’RE used to seeing BRITNEY SPEARS dressing down when she’s off duty.

So it comes as a tasty surprise to see the comeback babe looking every bit as glam as she does on stage in the lounge of a plush hotel in Beverly Hills.

No doubt the presence of mum LYNNE helps to ensure her daughter’s standards don’t slip when she’s not working.

Either that or Britney’s penchant for spending her downtime in a tracksuit is a thing of the past.

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Britney's Tour Secrets Revealed

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WE’VE all heard of the 12-step rehab programme.

But BRITNEY SPEARS has come up with her own three-step alternative, and it forms the basis for her new stage show.

I’ve had a world exclusive sneak peak at the Pop Princess’s plans for her gigs supporting new album Circus.

And I can reveal her messy meltdown and road to recovery is covered in frank detail in the three-act spectacular.

The finale features the diva emerging at the end of a rainbow after a spectacular indoor thunderstorm.

My tour insider said: “The first act sees the miserable star run away to join the circus. This mirrors her slide into unhinged behaviour.

“Her disturbing antics while suffering her meltdown are the focus of the second act, which takes place in the circus.

“Brit is seen having fun in this crazy world and falling in love with a circus freak.

“The final act focuses on Britney’s salvation. She manages to prize herself away from the clutches of the circus to be reunited with her friends and family.”

And I can also reveal one of costume designs that Britney will be sporting during her upcoming shows.

It's a metallic designer corset from David and Phillippe Blond that Britney sports on the inside of her Circus Album.

Sources say that Britney's camp has been in talks with the Blond's to design outfits for her upcoming tour as well as the corset she wears for the Circus promo.

A source close to the Blond's said: "They will only be designing for Britney's tour outfits and not any of her dancers. They are super excited about this project."

The jaunt kicks off on March 3 in New Orleans, then takes in a further 33 concerts across the US.

It hits the UK on June 3 with an eight-night stand at London’s O2.

Hair

The chart-topping songbird famously went on an orgy of deranged behaviour as her marriage to dancer KEVIN FEDERLINE fell apart.

At the pinnacle of her mania in February 2007 she lopped off her hair in a Los Angeles hair salon.

She was in and out of hospital and custody battles over sons Sean Preston, three, and Jayden James, two, followed before the star began to turn her life around earlier this year.

My insider added: “Britney is well aware of what a rollercoaster she has been on during these past two years and she is determined that her recent life is reflected in the shows.

“She thought the best metaphor to use would be the circus.

“Fans get to travel with her through her fall from grace and her eventual rehabilitation.”

Top fashion bods DONATELLA VERSACE and DOLCE & GABBANA have been called upon to design the costumes and the Womanizer singer will have 12 changes of outfit.

Brit has never been renowned for her great live shows. But I reckon that could all change once the Circus rolls into town.

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Positive Circus Review

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***1/2

IT is a decade since school-uniformed Britney Spears back-flipped her way to the forefront of popular culture – achieving her first and only number one in the States with Baby One More Time.

The world has since watched in horrified fascination her steady decline from teen queen virgin to a twice-divorced fallen star.

After 2007’s ill-timed and overproduced Blackout, an unconvincing attempt at maintaining her once glossy façade, Britney has finally chosen to embrace the pantomime chaos and release a more honest body of work on new album Circus.

Britney proves that it truly is show time, as she steps into the ring on tip-top form and wears her heart on her sleeve.

She confronts issues of fame, broken relationships and motherhood against a masterfully engineered soundscape, which at times verges on the electronic complexity of a Daft Punk remix.

Having already found global success with the first single — the dark and aggressive pop powerhouse that is Womanizer — and with a guest spot on tomorrow night’s X Factor, it looks like Britney’s new extravaganza will be coming to speakers near you.

Here POPPY COSYNS takes you on a track-by-track taste of the album, which sees the Princess of Pop transformed from media clown to whip-cracking ring mistress:

WOMANIZER: Siren synths trigger the start of what is already a dance floor favourite from Louisiana to Lewisham. Savvy lyrics and an obnoxiously repetitive chorus guarantee pop perfection.

CIRCUS: “All eyes on me in the centre of the ring just like a circus/When I crack that whip everybody gonna trip just like a circus,” sings Brit, reaffirming her bad-girl image on the album’s infectious second single.

OUT FROM UNDER: A starker vocal and acoustic guitar backing herald the first of the few slower tracks. This is a sincere story of a suffocating relationship.

KILL THE LIGHTS: A full-on bolshy tirade, attacking sleazy parasitic paps with a vocal performance reminiscent of leotard-era Madonna.

SHATTERED GLASS: Creepy electro beats pulsate through this warped tale of an irreparable partnership and it becomes positively robotic as it reaches its crescendo.

IF U SEEK AMY: “Oh baby baby,” starts this track recalling a certain sound byte in our audio archives and the “ha ha hee hee” chorus is appropriate to the album’s carnivalesque overtone.

UNUSUAL YOU: The backing track on this tune leaves it sounding like the discovered dregs of a would-be late Nineties hit.

BLUR: An anthem for all those who have misbehaved under the influence: “Can’t remember what I did last night/I gotta get my head right, where the hell am I? Who are you? What’d we do last night?” showing Britney at her brutally honest best.

MMM PAPI: Mashing up whimsical sound effects with girlish vocals and bizarre lyrics which reference her love/hate father-daughter turmoil.

MANNEQUIN: Another Queen Madge moment, this slickly produced feisty pop number is one of three tracks co-penned by Spears herself.

LACE AND LEATHER: Something of a return to Lucky era Britney, only this time with racier lyrics and moments of electro pizazz – in particular the guitar which cuts in halfway through.

MY BABY: The most pared-down track on the album, fully exposing Spears’ fragile vocal – this is a tooth-numbingly saccharine ode to her babies. Aw.

RADAR: A hearty helping of electronic R&B which sounds like the Pussycat Dolls at their most risqué.

AMNESIA: Almost Eighties-sounding in its synth-led campness, Britney tops off her show with an old school pop formula, marrying chorus, bass line and melody in a perfect trinity of chart-topping potential.

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Brit's in Britain

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BRITNEY SPEARS will play her smallest ever UK show on Saturday.

The Pop Princess is to make a brief appearance at G-A-Y after jetting into the country for one night only to perform on The X Factor.

The legendary London club night, now at Heaven in Charing Cross, is having a Britney-themed evening.

G-A-Y has played host to some of the biggest divas on the planet, including KYLIE, CHRISTINA AGUILERA and MARIAH CAREY.

My source close to the delicate negotiations over her appearance revealed: “It’s an extraordinary coup that Britney has agreed to perform at the nightclub.

“It has taken months of very patient planning but the hard work has been more than worth it.”

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