Britney Shops For Houses From A Boat!!

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Britney Spears has followed her great mom, great bikini, great figure act, by looking every inch the doting parent during a boat trip in Miami.

Splash exclusively snapped the singer, who has just started her first music tour in five years, as she took a break from the "Circus" act on a luxury vessel. Sitting up front with her two boys, Jayden James and Sean Preston, Britney could be seen admiring the local mansions with her pals.

Is the star thinking of purchasing a home among the rich and famous?

See more pics here!

Source: Splash News Online

You Too Can Have A Body Like Britney Spears

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It seems the Britney Spears marketing machine might have a new initiative, breaking out into the world of keep-fit video/DVD. Apparently, the pop princess found some of her mother's old keep-fit videos and had a whale of a time watching them. Considering how fit and healthy she is looking at the moment (due to dancing as a keep-fit regime), it might not be a bad idea for Britney to teach us all how to dance to "Oops... I Did It Again" or "Stronger" (with or without the chair she used in the video).

As all her fans know, her next album is due out soon, and rumors are, Britney is hoping for a great success. An insider told the Chicago Sun-Times: "Britney is telling everyone she doesn't just want to debut at number one, but break all kinds of records for a new release". Splash News reckons Britney could be on to a monster hit with "Circus"!

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Britney Spears Carries On Rocking The Recovery Road

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Britney Spears caused a commotion in the Bronx, making a public appearance at Junior High School 142 in the neighborhood. The "Crazy" singer looked fantastic as she took time to sign autographs for children and pose for photographs with fans and members of the NYPD. After 2007 was a year of bizarre behaviour and poor publicity, it seems that Britney has decided 2008 would prove to be her comeback year, and so far so good! The star looked pleased by the attention and beautiful in a simple blue dress and brown heels.

Spears is expected to release her sixth studio album in December, the appropriately titled "Circus", and she has already started rehearsing for a world tour starting in early 2009. For all those Britney fans who wanted to see their idol return to her former glory, perhaps now they might have their wish.

Source: Splash News Online

Toned, Happy & Smiling! We're Liking The New Britney!

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Britney Spears wasted no time in showing off her bikini body, as she lounged by a hotel pool in Las Vegas over the weekend. The pop princess, who has been getting steadily back in shape, flaunted her flat stomach and toned muscles as she sunbathed at the Mirage's Bare Pool.

Wearing her favorite "Love Kills" white bikini and oversized shades, the 26-year-old singer chatted to pals and sipped on water as she soaked up the rays. A security team kept a careful eye on Britney, whose conservator father Jamie was nowhere in sight.

"Britney seemed to be having a great time," one onlooker said. "She looked so fit and healthy, in great shape - just like the old Britney. "She's clearly come a long way since her troubles earlier in the year."

Source: Splash News Online

Britney's Ample Cleavage Replaced By Trim Figure...

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Britney Spears stepped out over the weekend looking trim (although a little glum), as she treated herself to a day at Pottery Barn in Beverly Hills. Her white vest and blue jeans combo revealed a less curvaceous Britney and proved the singer has most definitely been dropping the pounds.

Onlookers reported Spears bought an electronics charger and some room spray in a separate store, adding, "Britney looked healthy and relaxed and seemed to be enjoying herself. There were only a couple of photographers outside but she carried on as if they weren't there."

Source: Splash News Online

Britney Spears Rocks A Bikini In Cabo

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Dare I say it? I mean, I don't want to jinx anything but, geez, I can't believe I am going to write this..Britney Spears actually looks pretty damn hot!

She took off to Cabo San Lucas, Mexico with George Maloof, owner of The Palms casino in Las Vegas, for a mini-vacation and poolside relaxation.

Her father's conservatorship is really working it's magic. Not only has all the craziness pretty much disappeared but Britney has almost regained her body.

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Adnan Reportedly Releasing Sex Tape Of Britney!

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Is Adnan Ghalib, the former paparazzo boyfriend of Britney Spears, trying to make one last grab at Britney Spear's cash? The National Enquirer is reporting that he's shopping around a sex tape that was filmed during their trip January trip to Rosarito, Mexico.

"Word is that the video starts with Britney undressing," said the insider. "She was wearing some cheap clothes that she bought down there in Rosarito. The sex wasn't particularly kinky but Britney wears a pink wig throughout. At one point in the tape Adnan asks the singer to remove the pink bob but she refused. "Adnan tells her to take it off at one point and she says coyly, 'Take what off? There's nothing left to take off.'"

That sound you heard is my penis crawling up inside my body at the possibility that a tape exists showing the mess formerly known as Britney Spears having sex. This "insider" goes on to claim that a Britney Spears sex tape will go down as the highest selling porn tape of all time, out selling even Paris Hilton's but I am pretty sure 90% of the world would rather watch "The Century of Sex" where a lady bangs a hundred dudes to celebrate turning 100-years-old.

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Britney Gets Her Hair Done– Hallelujah!

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Britney Spears bit the bullet and got her hair done recently Beverly Hills. Now if there’s one person who would benefit from daily hair salon sessions, it’s her! We snapped her post-highlights in the back of her car, where she was busy looking very much improved. Three cheers for Britney!

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Being Britney Is Thirsty Work

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Any hope Britney Spears had for a peaceful shopping spree were dashed when the troubled pop singer was greeted by hoards of loud and eager paparazzi along Sunset Plaza. Spears exited the trendy Tracey Ross boutique expressionless as her bodyguard attempted to shield her with a flimsy black umbrella. She was ushered to her awaiting car, where she gulped on water, obviously feeling the heat from the cameras. But the frightening mayhem couldn’t shadow the photos which prove the star has come on leaps and bounds since being in her fathers care. In tight blue jeans, a sky blue t-shirt and silver earrings, Britney looked clean, heathly and well dressed.

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Are You Ready For A Britney Sitcom?

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Did you enjoy Britney’s cameo role on the US comedy ‘How I Met Your Mother’? Then you could soon find yourself tuning in regularly for a whole nights worth of Miss Spears, if claims today that Brit’s Dad is trying to get his daughter her own television show run true.

Jamie has reportedly been hoping the Toxic singer can get a regular role on a sitcom, in a bid to get her career back on track. It’s believed her latest appearance brought the show its highest ratings since it debuted in 2005, attracting 10.6 million viewers, and the singer received some critical acclaim for the brief performance. A source close to the family said:

“Britney did a great job on ‘How I Met Your Mother.’ She got the show its highest ratings yet, but more importantly for Jamie, he wants his daughter at a normal 9-to-5 job to keep her working and out of trouble. A sitcom would do that. So he’s exploring several offers for Britney to have her own show.”

Troubled Spears, 26, has also been offered a guest-starring stint on Alec Baldwin-starring sitcom, 30 Rock, the New York Post reports. And while the mother-of-two is back in the studio working on a new album, other sources believe it’s Jamie’s “tough love” that is getting her back on track.

Source: Splash News Online

Has Britney Become Obsessed With Trimming Down?

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It was claimed today that Britney Spears is obsessed with losing weight. Instead of drinking, it’s said that Britney is now going to the gym daily. After scoring a part on How I Met Your Mother, she was only indulging in high-protein mini-meals and steering clear of her usual treats like Cheetos and burgers.

In fact, a friend even told a U.S. newspaper that “She has traded her old addictions for a healthier one. She is now obsessed with working out and getting skinny. Maybe too skinny.” We shall see about that!

Source: Splash News Online

Britney On Tour! Are You Nuts?

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Troubled Britney Spears is planning a world tour, it was claimed today. Sources say the pop star’s family want the Toxic singer to get out of Los Angeles so she can get better, and by doing so they also hope to get the star away from so-called friends, such as photographer Adnan Ghalib and self-styled manager Sam Lutfi.

So, as if getting better wasn’t hard enough already, Brit’s family are planning to arrange a tour, which they hope will launch Spears’ comeback. A source told a US newspaper:

“Britney will be leaving the country in the next few weeks. She’ll train in privacy for a month, then go on a global tour.”

Spears, who is a mother of two at just 26, has been seen at a Hollywood dance studio in recent days, and sources say this is because she is in training for the tour (mmmh I’m not convinced). Britney was recently released from a psychiatric ward at UCLA Medical Centre last week after just seven days, but it was hoped she would have stayed for fourteen.

Spears first toured the world in 2000 on the ‘Oops!… I Did It Again tour’ and her last tour was in the summer of 2007, when she performed several shows at the House of Blues venues across the States. Which as a result saw Britney facing criticism from fans and critics for lip-synching at some gigs.

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Breaking Down The Britney Bucks

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Say what you will about Britney Spears, she's a valuable commodity as far as the nation's economy is concerned.

According to Portfolio magazine, the troubled pop princess puts anywhere from $110 million to $120 million in the pockets of others each year—and that's when she's not even touring.

Spears earns an estimated $737,000 a month, or about $9 million a year, and has already built up a fortune estimated at $125 million, according to recent court documents in her custody battle with Kevin Federline.

Impressive as those figures are, however, they amount to little in comparison to the money others are making off the singer.

Foremost, there's the direct Spears-related music and business ventures:

Since releasing her debut album in 1999, Spears has gone on to sell a staggering 83 million records, raking in more than $400 million for her label, Jive Records.

Her tours, too, are hot sellers, grossing close to $150 million to date. And Elizabeth Arden has sold close to $100 million of the Britney-based fragrances Curious, Believe and Fantasy.

In all, the Spears brand is bringing in an average annual take of $30 million to $40 million for her record label, promoters, licensers and others.

There's a reason the paparazzi are constantly on her tail.

Money shots of the "Oops" singer can generate anywhere from $250 for the average shot of a gas station run to $500,000 for, say, X17's exclusive shaved-head photos.

X17, which sold $2.5 million worth of Spears photos in 2007, estimated that shots of the singer represent 30 percent of its revenue, while rival agency Splash News pegged Spears' value at closer to 10 or 15 percent of its business.

In all, photo agencies score an annual take of around $4 million by keeping their cameras trained on Spears.

All of those photos are getting published somewhere—namely, celebrity tabloids.

From January 2006 to July 2007, Spears was featured on the covers of People, Us Weekly, In Touch, Life & Style, OK! and Star 175 times.

While that may seem like oversaturation, there's a good reason for it: A magazine with Spears' mug on the front sells about 33 percent more copies on the newsstand. Within the 78-week time period referenced above, newsstand sales of issues with her on the cover amounted to $360 million.

On the Internet, Spears has topped the annual Yahoo search rankings for six of the last seven years, briefly dropping to number two in 2004 when Paris Hilton had a short-lived stint at number one.

Searches for the singer were up 60 percent in 2007—the year she shaved her head, checked into rehab and committed numerous other interest-generating acts.

In all, Spears fodder amounts to an estimated $75 million in annual media revenue.
And then there's K-Fed...

An unknown backup dancer BB (before Britney), he now commands up to $30,000 for a simple nightclub appearance.

He also continues to draw $35,000 a month from the singer in spousal and child support payments.

In all, Federline's ex factor probably nets him an annual take of about $1 million.

"Gimme More" has suddenly taken on a whole new meaning.

Source: E! Online

How To Win (& Lose) A Celeb Girlfriend

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Adnan Ghalib may be hiding from the paps and Britney (out of respect for a recent lost loved one), but that doesn’t mean he doesn’t deserve a grilling for trying to trick Miss Spears! The poor girl is already in a spin, she doesn’t need an extra push!

Enjoy our comic strip, brought to you on behalf of our comic mistress Natasha

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